- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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