What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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