- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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