Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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