What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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