A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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