- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

your mom was so fat that she died.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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