You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

America

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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