what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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my egg roll

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Anti Joke

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