- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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