- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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