Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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