Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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