- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

YOU

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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