- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

a man makes a bad joke

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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