- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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