What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Where's my baby??

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

#Getweird

Balls

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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