- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's better than a stick? A stone

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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