- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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