- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What's one plus one? two.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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