Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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