- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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