- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

salad days!

who is really lanky? james cornish

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Dwarf Shortage

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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