- Anti Joke

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie