Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

batman farted so hes retarded

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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