- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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