- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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