- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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