- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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