- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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