Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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haha

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Why? Because.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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