The child was fired from his job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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here kitty kitty

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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