- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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