Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Anti Joke

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