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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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