- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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