- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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