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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

hi michael

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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