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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

A man died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Sarah Palin.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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