- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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