- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What's one plus one? two.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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