- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

No your aunties a joke

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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