How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

ever tried african food? they neither

thumb_up thumb_down -15

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

thumb_up thumb_down -15

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops