Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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