(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Gay rights.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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69.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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