- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

womens rights.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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