- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Anyone can post anything.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

I'm rick james bitch

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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