- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

A woman walks into a bar.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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