- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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