What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Boob

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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