I <3 Hitler

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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