Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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AIDS

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Once upon a time a was born

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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