Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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13 =B you just learned something

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Anti Joke

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