- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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