- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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