- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Pain Olympics.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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