What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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