- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

A blonde dies Lololol

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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