what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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