if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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