Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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Anti Joke

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