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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

my egg roll

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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