What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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roses are red violets should be purple

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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someone called someone else a frog

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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