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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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