How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Im taking a shit right now.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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