- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

How High is a Chinese man

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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