Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

batman farted so hes retarded

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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