- Anti Joke

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend