Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

women's rights.

read this sentence again.

A russian gives away vodka.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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