Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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What is older than history?

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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