Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Ben Corbishley

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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