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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What is better than life? Nothing.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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