- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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