- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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