- Anti Joke

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.