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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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