what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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