- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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