Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Women outside of the kitchen.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

batman farted so hes retarded

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

A American seeking into mexico

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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