- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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