What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

someone called someone else a frog

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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