Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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