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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What page are you on The gay page.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Take part of what?

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Dwight Howard

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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