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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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