what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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