- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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