- Anti Joke

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.