- Anti Joke

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Women's Rights

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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