- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What's 2+2? Fish

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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