- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Knock knock.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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