- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

I had friends on the Death Star.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Andoni was here

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

womens rights.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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