- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

irish man drinking john smiths

how do you call someone? use a phone

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Justin with a hat.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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