- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

your mom was so fat that she died.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

HELLO EVERYONE

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Sarah Palin.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Your Mum is soo fat.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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