Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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a man checks his mypsace

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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