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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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