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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.