How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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And you honored it I see :P

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Your face

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Anti Joke

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