- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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