- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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