- Anti Joke

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

If life gives you lemonade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.