- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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