Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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