- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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