- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

John lazzaro likes dick

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

A sober Irish individual.

Penis

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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