Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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