- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

My spelling is horrible

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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