- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

You're a big fat monkey.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Sir, your wife is dead

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Jordan is pregant

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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