Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

one stop shop

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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