Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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here kitty kitty

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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