- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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