What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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A scottish man having fun

The jets are a good team..

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Global Warming.

What is a dog? Bark

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

Liars go to hell! -God

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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