- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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