dildo

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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CHEEZECAKE

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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