why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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The government makes a good decision

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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