There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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