What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What is Jason? Black.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Global Warming.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

William Raines.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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