How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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