Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

milly, milly, milly, cat

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

A baby seal walks into a club

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

knock knock whos there .. derp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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