How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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penis

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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A joke

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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A scottish man having fun

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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