What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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