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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Black people are innocent.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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