How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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the cow goes moo

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Women rights..

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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