a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Kenny G

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Rick Perry.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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