- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Jess Burns

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A fish walks into a bar

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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