What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Women rights..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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An antijoke

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Ruller

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Robin, get in the car.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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