Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Well, this is fun.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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arse

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ekoj

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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i like potatoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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