What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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A black person in the NHL

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does this look unsure to you?

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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DERP

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No joke.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What is Jason? Black.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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black people. that is all...

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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