why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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An antijoke

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Brett Farve

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knock knock you may come in

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Anti Joke

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