- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

American healthcare.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

I Love Hitler.

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