how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

knock knock whos there .. derp

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

A joke

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

blubber vaginass CC

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Global Warming.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Chuck Norris died.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What is a dog? Bark

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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