A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Black Poeple

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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