Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

I like jokes.

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

This is not a joke.

CHEEZECAKE

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

I love you very much.

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

A baby seal walks in to a club

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

Carlton

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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