how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Thumbs this up

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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