- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Robin, get in the car.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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