Magic Johnson has AIDS

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A black man killed someone

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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