What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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A black man killed someone

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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I like to eat.

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knock knock you may come in

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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cc

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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theres a fat guy

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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