what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Global Warming.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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balls in ya mouf

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William Raines.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Hello world

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