A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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black people. that is all...

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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balls in ya mouf

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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ASSCHEEKS

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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son, you're adopted.

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Anti Joke

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