- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

An Amish walks into Best Buy

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

So a seal walks into a club...

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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