- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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