- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

A black man killed someone

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

So a seal walks into a club...

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Jess Burns

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Women rights..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Ruller

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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