- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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