- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

What's funnier than 24? 25

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

A black man killed someone

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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