What is a dog? Bark

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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dildo

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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poop.........

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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