- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Women rights..

The size of Idris Elba's penis

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Kenny G

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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