Jess Burns

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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A fish walks into a bar

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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A joke

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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