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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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ASSCHEEKS

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That's unfortunate.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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son, you're adopted.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

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