Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Dani Barton = Stupid

penis

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

The jets are a good team..

George W. Bush

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

your all shit at jokes

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

A black succeeds

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Is Carly smart? No.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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