i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Knock knock Nobody's home.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Womens rights.

The Aristocrats

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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