- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

A fish walks into a bar

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

jokes r dumb

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Rick Perry.

Turtles

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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