In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Religion

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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That's unfortunate.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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