- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An iguana walks out of a bar

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

If life hands you lemons Take them

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

i have aids and a chode

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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