- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

What's big? Jupiter.

Robin, get in the car.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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