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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

American healthcare.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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