your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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The Aristocrats

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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ASSCHEEKS

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I like jokes.

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This is not a joke.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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