One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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A baby seal walks into a club

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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