A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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William Raines.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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