What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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A black person in the NHL

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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does this look unsure to you?

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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No joke.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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DERP

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