What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

A baby seal walks into a club

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

A joke

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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