What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Knock knock, come in.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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