What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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I like your hair

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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