What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Rick Perry.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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The WNBA.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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i have aids and a chode

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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