- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

milly, milly, milly, cat

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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