What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Anti Joke

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