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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Womens rights.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

The mets are 3-0 this season

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I like jokes.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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