- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

live babies

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

If life hands you lemons Take them

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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