why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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The jets are a good team..

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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American healthcare.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Women's rights

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Global Warming.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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