- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

I love you very much.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

A baby seal walks in to a club

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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