Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

what is brown and sticky? a stick

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Where does a hobo live? A box.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

America Votes

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

what is white and sticky? glue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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