Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

If life throws you lemons Catch them

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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