Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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A joke

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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