Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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A joke

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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balls in ya mouf

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potato

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Hello world

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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