- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

The jets are a good team..

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

American healthcare.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

William Raines.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

The Aristocrats

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

The mets are 3-0 this season

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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