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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

So a seal walks into a club...

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Knock Knock Come in!

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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