- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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