How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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the cow goes moo

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jgkbk,mn

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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