a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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