What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

An antijoke

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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knock knock you may come in

What's 9 +10 19

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

did you ever see a butter fly?

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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