What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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The government makes a good decision

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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A black man killed someone

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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