What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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William Raines.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Thumbs this up

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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