Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Knock knock, come in.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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I like jokes.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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1+1= 69

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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