a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Robin, get in the car.

A fish walks into a bar

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Rick Perry.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

jokes r dumb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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