What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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1+1= 69

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Rick Perry.

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