a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Robin, get in the car.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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A fish walks into a bar

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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