what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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the cow goes moo

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Women's rights

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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