What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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ASSCHEEKS

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I like jokes.

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This is not a joke.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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