- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

the cow goes moo

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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