- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Rick Perry.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

What's big? Jupiter.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Robin, get in the car.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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