- Anti Joke

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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