q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

A baby seal walks into a club

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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