Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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1+1= 69

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Kate

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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