- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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