A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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