- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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