- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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