- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Knock Knock.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

VITAMIN C!

Gay rights.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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