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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?