Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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