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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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