what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

I <3 Hitler

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Micheal Curran...that is all.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

You know whats annoying? Steve

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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