Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Jack Stevens

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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