- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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