Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Massie is a fatass

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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