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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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