- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Women.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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