Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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kkkk

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Anti Joke

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