- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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