- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

matt is fat

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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