Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Women's Rights

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Anti Joke

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