- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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