- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Neither have I

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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