- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What do we call Osama? Osama

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

homosexual rights to marriage

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

josh sucks polish adams dick

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