- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What is green and slow Grass.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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