- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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