What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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No

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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