- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

You idiot.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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