- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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