- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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