- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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