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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

A gay man watches football.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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