Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Anti Joke

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