What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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