Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Gay rights.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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I have a really funny joke.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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