- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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