I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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