If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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