Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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kieran is a homosexual

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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I love alchohol!

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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