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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

quantum physics?

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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