Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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