- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Flowers are colors Love me

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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