- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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