- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

So FDR walks into a bar.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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