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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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