- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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