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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

why did your mum die young because she had canser

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Caolan and Eamon

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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