- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

how do you win a game try your best

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Take part of what?

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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