There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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=3

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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