- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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