What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

So FDR walks into a bar.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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