Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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