Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Chuck Norris.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Beka has AIDS

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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