What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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