Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Jack Stevens

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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