Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

You idiot.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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