- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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