Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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