A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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