- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Your girlfriend.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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