- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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