- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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