Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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