- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

why dont they make black forks

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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