Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Go away still nothing to see

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Yellow People !!

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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