- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

I Have a Black Friend

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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