Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Knock Knock Come in

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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