- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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