- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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