- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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