What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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