What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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