Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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