why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Yellow People !!

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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