- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Black people stink of shite!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

I love you

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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