- Anti Joke

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint