Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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