What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Sarah Palin.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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