- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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