- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

I walk into a bar...

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

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