Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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