What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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9/11 my birthday

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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