How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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