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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

All of these jokes are about white people

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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