- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

mitchell palmer sucks

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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