what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A sober Irish individual.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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