- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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