- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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