- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

what is orange? an orange

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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