- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Jordan is pregant

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

You're a big fat monkey.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Sir, your wife is dead

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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