- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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