- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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