What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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