Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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the sky is green no it is not

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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bangers and mash?

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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