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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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