- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

A dancer walks into a barre

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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