Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

irish man drinking john smiths

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

test

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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