- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Massie is a fatass

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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