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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

i like it in the mouth

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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