- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

why was kade sad? he shit himself

batman farted so hes retarded

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