q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

MRLSIXBWBSOVODKSHAIFKQJXIGJNRMWKSJDIVIVKEBWBEBKGKBODJWBEBJRRKFOBPBPDJWVECTNYLLNNIFUDJEBWKSOXOVOFJSBSBDKCKFKTKEBEJDLDOFIDKDJDHDBENSMSKSKSKSKSJDJDJSNRNTNTKDPQPWJSHCHCJDNEBBSJSKC

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

if you don't like this you're gay

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

kathryn atkins

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...