- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Can midgets still have big dreams?

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

what do you call a black chef glendon

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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