How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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