- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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how much fish could a chicken

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

i have two hands.

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