- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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