- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

united we sit, cause we're fat

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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