Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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