- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

The cream, it is coming

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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