- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

knock knock go away

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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