- Anti Joke

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Racial equality.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Women's Rights

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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