- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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