- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What is green and slow Grass.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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