- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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