- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Andoni was here

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

womens rights.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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