So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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poopy is poopy

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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