- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

How High is a Chinese man

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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