- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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