- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

No your aunties a joke

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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