Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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