Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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