- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Cripples are lame.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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