What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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