Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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