- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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