Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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