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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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