- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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