Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

civil rights

batman farted so hes retarded

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

A American seeking into mexico

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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