Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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The truth is he loves her!!

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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aodhan hearty

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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