whats green and lives in the water

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Obama = ebola

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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