- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

what looks like a banana? a penis

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

josh sucks polish adams dick

What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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