- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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