A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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The New York Giants

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Pickles are moist.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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