What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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a man checks his mypsace

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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