- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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