- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Your big dick.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??