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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

All of these jokes are about white people

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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