Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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