- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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