- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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