- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Yeah right loser!

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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