- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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