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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

kieran is a homosexual

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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