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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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