- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What's blue? The sky.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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