- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Nobody cares maddie!

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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