- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Once upon a time a was born

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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