- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Sixty... eight

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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