What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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