- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

What rhymes with milk...milf

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu