- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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