asians have slitted eyes lol

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

I'm rick james bitch

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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