Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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knock knock... ...no answer

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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