- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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