This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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My children are mistakes

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Take wrong turns

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Anti Joke

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