why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What is funnier then 25 9/11

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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