- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

The FCC

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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