- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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