What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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