Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Yellow People !!

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What's 1+1? 69.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

hey guys im gay

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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