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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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