Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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