Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Long joke Your such a downey

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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