- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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