Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Fat? Jesse Z

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Anti Joke

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