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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Christ is a conspiracy

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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