- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

What do we call Osama? Osama

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

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