A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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