What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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you will like this because i am black.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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