What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

dyslexics of the world untie!

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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