- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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