- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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