Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Read a Book.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Democracy.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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