- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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