- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Gay rights.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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