- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

A bar walks into a man

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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