It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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a black man pays his child support

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Bob Saget that is all

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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