Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Donald Trump

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

I love pissing people off :P

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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