- Anti Joke

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

pull my finger (farts)

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.