Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

In soviet Russia...things are different

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

womens rights

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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