- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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