What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

I'm rick james bitch

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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