- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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