Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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My mom

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Rebecca Black

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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I <3 Hitler

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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