- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's funny? Women's rights.

Knock Knock. Not home.

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