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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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