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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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