An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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