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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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