What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Dumb

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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