- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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