- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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