the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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