- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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