- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Democracy.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

What do we call Osama? Osama

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

learn. advance!

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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