Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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