- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

You know whats annoying? Steve

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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