Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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