Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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