- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

womens rights.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

I put my baby in a microwave.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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