- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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