- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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