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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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