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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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