- Anti Joke

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

I named my son ps2 controller

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache