what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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