- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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