A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Rylan Clark

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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