- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

A bar walks into a man

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??