- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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