Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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A hill billy went fishing

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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