- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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