- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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