- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Womans baksetball...

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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