- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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