- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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