What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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