why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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