Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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