- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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