- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What's better than a stick? A stone

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

i hate non minorities!

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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