Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Anti Joke

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