Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

what are you mike bibby?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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