- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

here's a joke... the american education society

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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