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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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