- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pope meets another one

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

you see theres this guy.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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