A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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