What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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