Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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