Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

what came first the chicken or the chips

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

irish man drinking john smiths

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Anti Joke

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