- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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