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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Gay rights.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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