how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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