- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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