- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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