Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Anti Joke

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