- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Obama = ebola

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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