Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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