- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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