- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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