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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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