- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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