- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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