- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How you know when dislextic

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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