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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

guess what what ...

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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