How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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