Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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