why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

girls basketball

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