- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

you gay?

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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