knock,knock you suck

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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