- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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