How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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