- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Poop

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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