- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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