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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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