How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

sky silverstein

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

if you don't like this you're gay

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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