Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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