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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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