- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Click here to end the world.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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