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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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