What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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