- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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