- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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