Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Why is this joke funny It isn't

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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