how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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