Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

The FCC

Get on the boat.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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