What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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A French man gets into a fight

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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meh

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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