- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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