- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

How High is a Chinese man

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

All of these jokes are about white people

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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