this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Where's my baby??

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

#Getweird

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Balls

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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