nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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swag

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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