- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Women's rights.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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