Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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