What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Banana Hamock.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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