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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.