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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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