So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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