A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Yes

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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