- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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