- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Yellow People !!

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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