rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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