Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

can you touch your toes? no

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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