When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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