In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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A house comes around the corner.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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women's rights

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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