- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

I <3 Hitler

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

João Duarte reads this.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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