- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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