- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

4 hours later.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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