What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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I agree

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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