- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

A fat guy!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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