- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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