If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Once upon a time a was born

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

a black man walks out of popeyes

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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