- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

No your aunties a joke

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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