The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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