Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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