Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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A man walks into a bar

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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