- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

You are joking right?

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Happy Monday!

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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