- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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