- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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