Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Yellow People !!

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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What's 1+1? 69.

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