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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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