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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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