Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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