- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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