- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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