- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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