- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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