What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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