- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

[Insert anti-joke here]

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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