why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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