- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Good job, son.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

No it doesnt..

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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