- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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