What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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