you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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