- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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