When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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