- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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