If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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who else is on here?

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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