How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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