- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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