What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Hello penis

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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My jeans

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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