*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Homo say what?

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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