Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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