josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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A car walks into a bar.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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eoin burgin is fat

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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