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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!