- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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