knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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