Why? Because.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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