A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Women's Rights

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Racial equality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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