- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Get up Look in the mirror

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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