- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

poopy is poopy

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What is older than history?

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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