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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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