How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Racial Equality

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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A child is in class. He really has to go to the bathroom. The teacher tells him if he can recite the alphabet, he can go to the bathroom. The kid holds his breath and goes A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. The teacher tells him good job and allows him to go to the bathroom. When the kid got there there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy. when the teacher noticed the boy was gone for a long time, he went to check on him. When the teacher saw the dead naked body of the boy hanging from the ceiling, he shot himself. The teacher had a family of a wife and 3 sons. The principal of the school had to call the Wife and let her know about the tragedy. The principal also thought this would be a good time to tell the wife that her husband has been having a homosexual affair with him. The wife takes her three sons and drives off a bridge. They all die minus one son (age 14) who had to grow up on the street with other homeless men. He became addicted to crack and when he ran out of places to get money from he decided to rob his old home. He broke into the house and didn't know that a new family has moved in, a married couple and their 1 year old baby. He doesn't want to go to jail, so he kills the baby, spreads the blood all over the parents, ties the dad up and makes him watch his wife get raped, then he shoots the parents before putting the gun on himself. A police officer who responded to the scene had a heart condition and the scene of the crime caused him to have a heart attack. But, he got to the hospital in time and lived.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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no rasist joks

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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