-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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