- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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