- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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