The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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