Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Women outside of the kitchen.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Who is it?

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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