- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and purple? Barney

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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