Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Jovan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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