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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What's the difference between a duck?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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