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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

A black person dies.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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