A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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