Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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