Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

WNBA

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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