- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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