- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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