what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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