- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

SHUT UP JP

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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