- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Cripples are lame.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??