- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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