- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Go away still nothing to see

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Knock Knock. Not home.

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