The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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I have a really funny joke.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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