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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

A women left the kitchen.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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