- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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