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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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