- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What's long and black The unemployment line

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