What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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