- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

why do mexicans get made fun of

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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