- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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