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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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