What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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