- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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