A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Justin Beiber is a good singer

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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