What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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