What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Weaner

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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