What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Chuck Norris.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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