- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

A sober Irish individual.

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