Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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