Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Bitch

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