1+1=2

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

A Chinese man fails a math test

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

human centipede

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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