You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

womans having rights.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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