- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Hi.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Knock knock, COME IN!

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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