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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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