In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Your Mom The End.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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A black student graduated High School

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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