- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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