- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

123 f*ck off

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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