How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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