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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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