What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Hi.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Anti Joke

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