A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Male leadership.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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