If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Women's Rights

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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