- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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