- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

No it doesnt..

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

5 Italian guys from Long Island

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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