- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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