- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

A mormon walks into a bar.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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