Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

^ That's not even funny ^

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

You want to hear a joke? Republican

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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