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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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