- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Weaner

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

The holocaust

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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