- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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