wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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how do you win a game try your best

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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j.p. is dumb

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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