- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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