how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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