- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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