*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Honk if you're Amish!

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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AIDS

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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