- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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