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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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