-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Your big dick.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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