- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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