- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

I'm homeless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

I put my baby in a microwave.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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