Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

united we sit, cause we're fat

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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