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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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