- Anti Joke

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Ben Corbishley

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly