- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

12 niqqa 12.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??