Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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I like poop in my butt

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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