- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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