- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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