Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Your girlfriend.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What do I hate? people

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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