How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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9/11 my birthday

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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A fat guy!

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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