A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Tall asians

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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