What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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