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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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