- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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