why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Jimmy Saville

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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A gay man watches football.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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A fat guy!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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