What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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