- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

race-car = rac-ecar

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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