Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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