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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What is green and slow Grass.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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