- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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