What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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