- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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