- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

quantum physics?

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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