In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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civil rights

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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