- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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^ That's not even funny ^

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Knock, knock. Come in.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

i committed murder

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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