- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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