- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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