Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Yellow People !!

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

i wonder who made this website? a human

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Anti Joke

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