Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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