- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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