- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Indians

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What's long and black? A long and black object.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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