- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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