- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Neither have I

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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