- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Christ is a conspiracy

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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