- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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