Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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where's mom I killed her

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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knock knock come in !

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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