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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

You know what's funny? Rape

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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