I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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