What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Small Penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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