Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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VITAMIN C!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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