- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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