- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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