What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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God is real.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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