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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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