What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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