- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

If life gives you lemonade.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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