- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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