- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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