What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

So this guy was making a sandwich...

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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