knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

If your reading this, youre not blind.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Knock knock It's open, come in

womens rights.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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