- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

what do you call a black guy african american

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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