- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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