- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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