- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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