- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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