Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Penis

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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