Good job, son.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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