- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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