- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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