- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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