Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

how do you win a game try your best

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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