- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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