What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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My jeans

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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