- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Happy Monday!

read this sentence again.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Guest what in the butt

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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