- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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