Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Robin, get in the car, please.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

You know what's funny? Rape

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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