Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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