A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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were you expecting a joke

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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