- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

A russian gives away vodka.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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