- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Guest what in the butt

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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