- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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