- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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