What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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