- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

An orphan falls off a cliff.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Once upon a time a was born

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