- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Obama = ebola

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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