I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Jovan

How does a black guy die? Unknown

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Fat people

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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