If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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your mum

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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