Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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