Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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4 hours later.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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