Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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my egg roll

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Death by kayak

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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