- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

The cream, it is coming

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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