- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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