Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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