What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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A black person dies.

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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