- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Wait! hundred billions!

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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