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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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