- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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