How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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