What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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