- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

read me write me

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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