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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Matthew Wyckoff

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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