- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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