- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Antijokes...

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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