- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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