what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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