- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Who wants water? I do.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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