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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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