The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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women's rights.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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