what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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