- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

^ That's not even funny ^

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

what looks like a banana? a penis

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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