- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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