Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Did you know? . You already know!

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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