- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

hi

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??