- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

my wife out of the kitchen

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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