- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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