- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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