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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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