what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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hola said the chinese man

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silver bullet?

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Take this and put it- No.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

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