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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

AIDS

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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