- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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