- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Racial Equality

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Guest what in the butt

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

A sober Irish individual.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

John lazzaro likes dick

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