- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Dead girls can't say no.

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