- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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