Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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