- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Take part of what?

knock knock come in !

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Your Mum is soo fat.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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