- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Turkeys are obese

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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