- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

God is real.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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