- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Happy Monday!

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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