- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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