What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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what do you call a black guy african american

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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