- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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