What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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