- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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