- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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