I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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dyslexic's Untie

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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the WNBA.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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