- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Massie is a fatass

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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