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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian