What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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