How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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kkkk

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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