- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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