- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Jesus Christ

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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