- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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