- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

pull my finger (farts)

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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