- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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