How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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