What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

thumb_up thumb_down -20

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A russian gives away vodka.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

So a bar walks into a man...

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -22

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops