Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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