- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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