Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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