- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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