- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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