- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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