- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What is funnier than 24 69

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What does water taste like? Water

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

A man was shot. He died.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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