- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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