- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

It got hit by a rocket.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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