Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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