a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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