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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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