Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Anti Joke

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