Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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