Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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