- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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