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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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