- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Banana Hamock.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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