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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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