- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

I named my son ps2 controller

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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