- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Wait! hundred billions!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

kieran is a homosexual

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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