- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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