- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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