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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

why do mexicans get made fun of

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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