Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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