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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What's the difference between a lamp?

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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