- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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