Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Phew... it's gone.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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