Donald Trump.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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