ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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9/11 my birthday

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Diarrhea

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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