Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Julian Ha.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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