- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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