Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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