- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Your mom is so old she died

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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