Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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