What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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