- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What rhymes with milk...milf

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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