What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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so how about that irline food

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Anti Joke

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