- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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