- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Gay rights.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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