batman farted so hes retarded

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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