Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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