A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Where's my baby??

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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