- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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