- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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