WOMENS RIGHTS

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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I have a really funny joke.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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