- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

How come anti jokes r funny

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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