Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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i dont fisish anythi

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Click here to end the world.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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