What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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