- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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