- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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