Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Men's rights

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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