- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Dude man, I'm high...

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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