- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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