- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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