- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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