A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Women's Rights

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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