- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Women outside of the kitchen.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??