- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What is green and slow Grass.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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