Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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BIG MAC'S

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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i have two hands.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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