Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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kathryn atkins

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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