When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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lets bomb africa

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i committed murder

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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