DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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