What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Poop

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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