Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

roses are red poo is poo

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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