- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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