BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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