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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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