- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

ask me if i am a tree. no.

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