- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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