- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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