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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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