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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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