- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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