- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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