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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What's stupid a light bulb.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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