Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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