What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Jack Stevens

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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