- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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