- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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