- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

pull my finger (farts)

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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