Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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knock knock go away

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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like most people my age. im 27

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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