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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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