- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Matthew Wyckoff

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Your girlfriend.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

The New York Giants

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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