- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

penis in the camel

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Women's Rights

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Black people stink of shite!

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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