If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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