How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

A storm be brewin!

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Jersey Shore.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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