A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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