Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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men's rights activists

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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