- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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