- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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