Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Whats brown and smells bad poo

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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