- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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