- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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