- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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