- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Dick Cheney That's the joke

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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