person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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