- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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