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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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