- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

I Have a Black Friend

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

the WNBA.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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