Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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