- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Knock knock. Its open.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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