A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Once upon a time, there was a boy. He was 12 years old. He is dad was rich from his business and so when it came time for his 12 year old boy to turn 13 he insisted on buying the boy whatever he wanted. He thought that the imagination of a 12 year old boy might in fact humour him, even if the cost of such a present reached the millions. He asked his son "Son, a very special day's coming up", his son smirked "I know Dad". "Well, what would you like?" asked the Dad. His son pondered for several seconds before replying, "honestly Dad, all I want it 12 Pink Ping Pong balls". The Dad, curious and a little disappointed asked "of course son, but why?". His son replied "I can;t say, I'd just like them for my birthday please". And so on his thirteenth birthday, he indeed received 12 Pink Ping Pong balls. His Dad thought nothing of it until next year, when he asked his son "what would you like for your birthday this year son? A new 82-inch Tv for you toilet, or how about a new jet?". His soon blew the hair out of his eyes and said, "Dad, all I want is room full of Pink Ping Pong balls". His dad again agreed but asked "why Pink Ping Pong balls son?". His son replied "I'll tell you when I get them". True to his word when the boy turned 14, he received a whole room full of Pink Ping Pong balls and his Dad asked him "now why did you want them son". But his son replied "I'll tell you next year". Rather reluctantly his Dad agreed. and then he died.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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