A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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alert('The Game')

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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