Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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