How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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