What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

John lazzaro likes dick

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

A baby seal walks into a club.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Wait! hundred billions!

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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