Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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