- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

It smells like triangles in here.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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