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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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