A storm be brewin!

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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