- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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