Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

women's rights

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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