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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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