- Anti Joke

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Roses are red, yup.

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.