How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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