Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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