- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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