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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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