- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Face Hunter is scum

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Albino African Americans

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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