- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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