- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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