Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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A gay man watches football.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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No your aunties a joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Everybody will die

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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