- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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