- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Men's rights

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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