Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

I'm rick james bitch

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

kieran is a homosexual

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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