whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

You know what's funny? Rape

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

No your aunties a joke

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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