Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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