Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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hey hey apple

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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