class is canceled. My professor died.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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How about that airline food?

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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