- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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