Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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