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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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