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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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