- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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