- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

mitchell palmer sucks

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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