- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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