- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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