- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Men's rights

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

25

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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