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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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