- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Knock Knock? Come in.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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