- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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