A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Men's rights

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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