Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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