- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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