- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

The Labour Party.

alert('The Game')

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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