There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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cory is gay

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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hello

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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