- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

In soviet Russia...things are different

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Knock knock It's open, come in

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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