- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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