What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

batman farted so hes retarded

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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