Happy Monday!

silver bullet?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

women's rights.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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