- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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