A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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