Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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women's rights.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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