What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Poop

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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