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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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