What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

guess what what ...

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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