- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

mitchell palmer sucks

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Knock Knock! F*ck off

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