What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

A fat guy!

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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