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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Neither did she.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

1+2 = 6

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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