Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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