What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

A russian gives away vodka.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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