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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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