- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Reading the Terms and Conditions

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What's big and purple? Barney

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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