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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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