Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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