Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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what do you call a black guy african american

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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