What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Camerons hair is Curly..

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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