Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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