Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Sarah Palin.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Anti Joke

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