- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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