Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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