- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

In soviet Russia...things are different

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

womens rights.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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