Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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if you don't like this you're gay

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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i like it in the mouth

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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