What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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