- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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