If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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