- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

No your aunties a joke

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

I enjoy Popcorn

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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