Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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roses are red violets should be purple

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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