What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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