- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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