a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

a black man walks out of popeyes

Women outside of the kitchen.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

If you're happy and you know it get a life

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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