- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A gay man watches football.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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