What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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