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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

well use a tissue!

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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