What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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