- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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