- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What's stupid a light bulb.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

I have a really funny joke.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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