why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

You know what's cool? Yep.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Happy Monday!

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

H o m o comes out as homo

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

like this if you think what ever you want to..

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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