- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

hers a joke... japanese people

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What is older than history?

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Nobody cares maddie!

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.