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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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