Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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