- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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