- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Why are they the "living" daylights?

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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