- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

matt is fat

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