Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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