Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

whats green and lives in the water

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Obama lin Baden.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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