- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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