- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

oh hey.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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