- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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