Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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I have read the terms and conditions

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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