- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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