What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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