- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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