- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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