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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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