Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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