An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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