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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

A van drives into a car.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Knock Knock.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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