What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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