There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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