- Anti Joke

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

whats green and lives in the water

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Anti Joke

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