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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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