- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

John lazzaro likes dick

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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