I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Peas

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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