I named my son ps2 controller

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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