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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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