Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Men's rights

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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