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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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