- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?