- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

womans having rights.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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