- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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