what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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