Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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