- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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