Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

I wrote a funny joke.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

One, two, three, four and five

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

13 =B you just learned something

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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