What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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