Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Women's Rights

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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