- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why? Why not?

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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