Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

roses are red violets are blue they really are

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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