- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Do the roar!

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

girls basketball

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

The FCC

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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