- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

here's a joke... the american education society

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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