Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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