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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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