Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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