George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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