- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Chlamydia

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

steven hawking walks into a bar

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

So FDR walks into a bar.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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