- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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