why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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A guy walks into a bar

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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