One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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