- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Massie is a fatass

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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