- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Yellow People !!

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Roses are red.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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