- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Your girlfriend.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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