What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What is green and slow Grass.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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