- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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