Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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THe Election

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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