Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Black people stink of shite!

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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