Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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salad days!

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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