- Anti Joke

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

why was the cat black it was a black cat

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.