- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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