Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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