- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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