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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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