A man walks into a bar

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Women.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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