- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Once upon a time a was born

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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