- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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