- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

what is big and white? Your Mom

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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