Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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