- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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