A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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