Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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get in the car.

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Obama

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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meh

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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