- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What is older than history?

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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