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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.