How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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