- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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