- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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