- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

4 hours later.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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