Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Women's Rights

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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