2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

The Blonde walked into a wall.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

A man was shot. He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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