- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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