- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Go away still nothing to see

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Yellow People !!

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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