I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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