Racial equality.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Women's Rights

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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autsim

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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