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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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