What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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