- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

This is a joke.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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