- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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