- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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