What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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