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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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