- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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