- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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