Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

A black man walks out of a police station

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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