- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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