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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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