- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

A sober Irish individual.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

whatdumb and gay stewart price

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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