- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Cripples are lame.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

I have read the terms and conditions

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise