haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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