Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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