- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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