Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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