- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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