What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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