- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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