A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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