- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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