What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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a black man pays his child support

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Anti Joke

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