In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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