- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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