- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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