- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

No your aunties a joke

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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