An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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