- Anti Joke

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Apple hates Blackberry.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.