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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

your brother so fine that hes skinney

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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