- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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