- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Obama lin Baden.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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