- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Cripples are lame.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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