What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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