- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

WNBA

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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