Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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