Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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womans having rights.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Anti Joke

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