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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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