A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Shltskc gw? G

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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