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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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