- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

steven hawking walks into a bar

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

So FDR walks into a bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What's your blood type? Red.

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