What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What page are you on The gay page.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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