- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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