- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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