- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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