- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Knock Knock? Come in.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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