- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

wanna here a joke? you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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