- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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