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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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