- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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