- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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