A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Your Mom.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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