What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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