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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

If the 49ers won the superbowl

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

kieran is a homosexual

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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