- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

1+2 = 6

a man makes a bad joke

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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