Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Anti Joke

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