- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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