Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Women's Rights

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Black people stink of shite!

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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