what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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