what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

why did you poop because you are a poop

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

whats bloop with an m? matthew

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