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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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