A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Who wants water? I do.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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