what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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