What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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