What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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