- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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