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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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