- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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