- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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