- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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