What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Albino African Americans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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