- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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