Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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