- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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