dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Yellow People !!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops