- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

A sober Irish individual.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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