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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

I walk into a bar...

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Get up Look in the mirror

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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