*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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dat shoe shine tho

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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