What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

I woke up today

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

If the 49ers won the superbowl

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