awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Boob

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Women's Rights

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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