- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

So FDR walks into a bar.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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