Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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