- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Your Mom

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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