what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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