So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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My jeans

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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