- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Take part of what?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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