- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

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