- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

womens rights.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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