- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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