- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Male leadership.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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