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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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