- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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