A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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bite me

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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