- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

yolo your orange looks orange

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Your so gay, that you like men!

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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