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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

SHUT UP JP

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr