- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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