- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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