- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Flowers are colors Love me

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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