Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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