- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

here's a joke... the american education society

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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