An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a black man? Rob

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

thumb_up thumb_down +2

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

hi

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

thumb_up thumb_down +2

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

thumb_up thumb_down +2

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops