- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

civil rights

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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