- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

hers a joke... japanese people

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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