- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??