Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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the WNBA.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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