Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Weaner

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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