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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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