Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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