If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

America

read this sentence again.

Tucker Rivera

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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