- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

69...you know how awkward this is now...

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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