- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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