- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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