Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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www.xnxx.com

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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