roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Tall asians

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Anti Joke

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