- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

nothing

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

knock,knock you suck

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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