- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

i'm hard

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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