A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

thumb_up thumb_down -33

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

thumb_up thumb_down -35

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

thumb_up thumb_down -35

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops