- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Your big dick.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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