Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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