What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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SHUT UP JP

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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