- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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