- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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