- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

rent a cops

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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