Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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I have a really funny joke.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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How's the weather? Good.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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