- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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