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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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