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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

An Asian with a big dick.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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