- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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