Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Tall asians

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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