- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What do you call two dog? dogs

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

The Labour Party.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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