What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

what is 3+3= 8

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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