- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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