- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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