Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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