- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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