- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

YOU

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

The cream, it is coming

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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