- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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