- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

noah is a scrub jungle

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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