roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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