- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What is older than history?

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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