- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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