How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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