- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

what looks like a banana? a penis

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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