What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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