Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

womans having rights.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

mexicans fishing

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

womens rights.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Anti Joke

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