Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

I <3 Hitler

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What do you call a bear. Rob.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

You know whats annoying? Steve

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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