- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

You should read the Terms of Service.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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