- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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