- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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