- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Apple hates Blackberry.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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