- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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