- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

I enjoy Popcorn

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

You idiot.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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