who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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hey hey apple

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Go away still nothing to see

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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