- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Potassium? K.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

whats black and strange a paki

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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