- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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