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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Seriosly. too much sex again?

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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