mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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hey guys im gay

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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