- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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