What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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