What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Women's rights

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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