- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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