What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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What page are you on The gay page.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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