- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What would u like to drink?

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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