What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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sky silverstein

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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