yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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