- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Knock Knock Come in.

I have no joke. u mad?

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

A baby seal walks into a club...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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