- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

penis. nuff said.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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