A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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