- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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