- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

like if your cool

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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