- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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