Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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