what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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