- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

mexicans fishing

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

womans having rights.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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