- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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