Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Knock Knock Who's there

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

why did the blue berry cross the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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