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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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