- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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