- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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