- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Half life 3 confirmed

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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