The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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