- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

The cream, it is coming

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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