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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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