Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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