Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Poker? I barely even know her.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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