- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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