- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

In soviet Russia...things are different

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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