What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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