Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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