Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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All of these jokes are about white people

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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