Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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