Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What's just not right? Left

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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