- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

knock knock... ...no answer

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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