Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Women deserve equal rights.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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