how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Adam Chebali is awesome

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

hers a joke... japanese people

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Anti Joke

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