- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

AIDS

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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