How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Daniel is a fag

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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