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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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