- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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