Donald Trump

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12 in general

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Ben Corbishley

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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