- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Whats brown and smells bad poo

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

I work at jcpenny

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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