- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Death by kayak

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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