Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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anti jokes are for fags

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Albino African Americans

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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VITAMIN C!

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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