roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Caramel Boing.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Pain Olympics.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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