- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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