Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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I Have a Black Friend

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Chuck Norris and 2 other cowboys were out in the old west. After a long day of travel in the desert, the three of them set up camp for the night. Having sat around their fire silently for some time, the first of the cowboys decided to speak up. "You know," he said, "I believe I am the manliest man here! Why, this one time I was riding all alone through the desert on my manly horse when I stumbled upon a town that had no name. Upon entering the town, I realized that the townspeople were in a panic. Everyone was fleeing for their lives and screaming. So I grabbed the nearest woman to me around the neck and demanded of her, 'What the hell is going on around here?!!!' The woman, terrified, only managed to stammer and point. Low and behold, there was a wild bull skewering people through the heart. So, what did I do? I got down off my tall horse and grabbed the bull by the horns and looked him straight in the eyes, broke his neck, crushed his testicles, rammed my fist into his chest, pulled out his heart and ate it! That is how much of a man I am!" There was silence quite for a while. Soon the other cowboy cleared his voice and said: "You, know, that's pretty good, but I am more of a man than that! Why, this one time, me and a few of my manly buddies were off on a horse trip. I was bringing up the rear of the line when all of a sudden I heard a commotion at the front of the line. Kicking my fine horse with my spurs, I raced ahead to see what was the matter. Low and behold, there was a twenty-foot rattler that had consumed my friend whole! So, what did I do? I got down off my tall horse and ran over to the snake, grabbed him around the neck, crushed his testicles, bit off his head, sucked the venom from its cold, lifeless body and then spit it upon the dry ground like acid! That is how much of a man I am!" After this, there was another silence. The two cowboys looked one another over, each recognizing the other to be a fine specimen of what it is to be a man. They then both patiently waited to hear Chuck Norris' response. But there was only silence. Off in the distance an owl hooted. A coyote howled. Still, silence. Chuck Norris didn't say a word; he merely continued to sit calmly and stir the coals of the fire with his penis.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Your big dick.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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