- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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