- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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