roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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