- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

dat shoe shine tho

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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