- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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