- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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