- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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