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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Horse with a chair on his head.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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