- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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