- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

pobody's nerfect

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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