- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

So a seal walks into a club.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Yanter, Look it up

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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