- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

an emo girl walked into a white room

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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