- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

All of these jokes are about white people

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