- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Women's professional sports

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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