Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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