- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

The FCC

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

The New York Giants

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

girls basketball

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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