- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

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