- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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taking out the trash... at night

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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