Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Anti Joke

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