- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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