- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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