Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Racial Equality

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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