- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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