Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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