What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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