What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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roses are red violets should be purple

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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