- Anti Joke

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Knock Knock Who's there

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Knock Knock Who's there

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm