- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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