- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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