- Anti Joke

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Chris is hairy

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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