Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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69.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Gay rights.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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