- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

The holocaust

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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