- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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