What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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