How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

I have read the terms and conditions

The Big Band Theory

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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