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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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