A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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