What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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you gay?

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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black chicken. kfc

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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