- Anti Joke

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes