Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

haha black people :D

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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