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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

A Chinese man fails a math test

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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