A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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