- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

human centipede

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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