Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Dude man, I'm high...

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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