- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Knock Knock. Not home.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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