- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Jack Stevens

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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