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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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