How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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