why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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You idiot.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Once upon a time a was born

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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