- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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