XD Jackass.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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