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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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