- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's blue? The sky.

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