Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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