Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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