- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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