why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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hi michael

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Anti Joke

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