Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Your mom is so old she died

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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