Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Potassium? K.

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whats black and strange a paki

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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