I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Black people stink of shite!

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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