- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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