- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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