hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

star wars kid

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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