Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

womens rights

what looks like a banana? a penis

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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