- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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