Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Your're racist.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Women's professional sports

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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