"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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autistic kids rock

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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THe Election

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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I'm homeless.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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