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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

João Duarte reads this.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

homosexual rights to marriage

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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