- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

A mormon walks into a bar.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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