A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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