How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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The New York Giants

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Bad grammers.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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