Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

An anti-joke

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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