- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

The holocaust

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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