- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

No it doesnt..

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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