- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Women outside of the kitchen.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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