- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Where's my baby??

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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