- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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