- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

I'm homeless.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

You know what's funny? Rape

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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