- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

what do you call a black chef glendon

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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