- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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