- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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