There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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