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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Screw it you write the joke.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Yanter, Look it up

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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