- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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