whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

quantum physics?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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