what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

No your aunties a joke

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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