- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

pull my finger (farts)

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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