Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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