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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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