i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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A shark ate your mom

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What does? 42

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haha

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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