- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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