- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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