- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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