- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Tall asians

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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