- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Once, I went to Peru.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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