- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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