why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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