What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Horse.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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