What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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