- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

quantum physics?

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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