How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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