What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Thats what she said

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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