- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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