what did the black women name her child jamaal

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Anti Joke

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