Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

A dog was barking at a tree

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Weaner

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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