- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Horse.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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