Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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A guy walks into a bar

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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