- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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