- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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