what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Anti Joke

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