- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What do you call two dog? dogs

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

The Labour Party.

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