- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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