Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Please ignore this statement.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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