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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What is green and slow Grass.

civil rights

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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