- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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