- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Obama lin Baden.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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