- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What do I hate? people

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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