mmm i love marble bumhole

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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