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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.