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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Obama lin Baden.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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