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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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