What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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