- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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