- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Dude man, I'm high...

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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