- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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