What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Why? Why not?

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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