What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Tucker Rivera

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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