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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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