- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Indians

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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