- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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