- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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