- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Womans baksetball...

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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