- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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