So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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