- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Flowers are colors Love me

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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