- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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