What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Roses are red.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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