AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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