So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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