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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What is green and is not grass A frogg

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Chuck Norris.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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