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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What is older than history?

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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