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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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