- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What's brown an sticky Shit

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!