- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Neither have I

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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