Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

my egg roll

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

I had friends on the Death Star.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

I have a really funny joke.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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