- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

every knight i see an owl at window

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