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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

A fat guy!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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God is real.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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