- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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