How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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