- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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