A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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