- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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