- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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