- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What's blue? The sky.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What's upside down? umop apisdn

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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