what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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