Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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