Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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eat a hot dog

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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