So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

I asked her where you were.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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