- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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