What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

One time i was sitting down

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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