Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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