Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

I have an idea! You leave.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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