- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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