What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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NEVER

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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