- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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