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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Justin Bieber

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What do I hate? people

Your girlfriend.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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