- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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