knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Racial Equality

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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no rasist joks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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