Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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A guy walks into a bar

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Guest what in the butt

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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A sober Irish individual.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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