#Getweird

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

you gay?

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Half life 3 confirmed

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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