Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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