You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

rent a cops

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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