- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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