- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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