Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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