- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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