Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Who does creatine? James Cornish

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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