WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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WNBA

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Why'd the bird in Ohio fall out of its nest? There was a squirrel that was eaten by a large eagle. The eagle then flew to Ohio and died. Then, a large dog grabbed the Eagles corpse and brought it to his owner. The owner then decided to have it for dinner. Inside the eagle, he found the squirrels bones. He put the bones in a catapult, and sent them flying. The bones hit a car and the car slipped off the road and into a river. Then, a whale put the car on its back and swam to the shore. At the shore, the whale got stranded and sadly died. Crabs surrounded the whale and ate it. One crab then ran away and up a tree. It found a stapler and a rubber dinosaur mask and gave it to a chipmunk. The chipmunk climbed up the tree, stapled nuts into the birds eyes and stapled the rubber dinosaur mask to its face, the bird got scared, and then all of the sudden the chipmunk stapled itself to the birds back. The birds family then came and shoved the two out of the tree because they hated chipmunks, and their son Timmy the bird was a disappointment. The bird and the chipmunk fell and died. That is why the bird fell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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