- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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