What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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