I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Yellow People !!

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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