- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What's stupid a light bulb.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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