- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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