knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Get on the boat.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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