- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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