will you like this joke my sources say no

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womens rights

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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hi jonny

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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