- Anti Joke

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.