- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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