Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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