- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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