Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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