*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Jimmy Saville

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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