- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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