Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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