Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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