- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

someone called someone else a frog

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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