What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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