Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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irish man drinking john smiths

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Anti Joke

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