What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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