- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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