- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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