A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

You idiot.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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