What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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