There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

What do we call Osama? Osama

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

What's white and black? Color blind.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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