Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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