- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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