- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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