- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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