- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

A terrorist robs a walrus.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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