- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

every cloud has a silver lining

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What if I told you.....potatoe

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

can you touch your toes? no

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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