- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What does two plus two equal? 4

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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