knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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