Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

There once was a man from Nantucket.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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