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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

a person who will soon die of beeties

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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