- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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