Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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