Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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