- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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