- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

autistic kids rock

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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