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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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