- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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