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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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