- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

A lot eh?

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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