- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

I put my baby in a microwave.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

knock knock whos there open open who the door

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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