Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Anti Joke

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