Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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