do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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