What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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