It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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