- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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