get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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