- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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