why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Anti Joke

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