What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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