why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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I'm Coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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