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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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