How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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