- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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