- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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