- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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