getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Hi.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Cripples are lame.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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