- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

what came first the chicken or the chips

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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