- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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