- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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