What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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