- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

yolo your orange looks orange

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Your so gay, that you like men!

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

A cat playing laser tag.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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