- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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