caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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