- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Your Mom The End.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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