- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Women outside of the kitchen.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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