- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Paper or plastic? Yes...

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Ring Ring Hello? Click

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

what came first the chicken or the chips

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