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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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