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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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