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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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