Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

womens rights.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Anti Joke

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