- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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