- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Everybody will die

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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