What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's big and purple? Barney

Whats brown and smells bad poo

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

A baby seal walks into a club.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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