- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

whats green and lives in the water

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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