- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

knock knock who's there? hope

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

roses are red poo is poo

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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