Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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