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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Whats the defination of cruelty

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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