- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Hello.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Do you want icecream, Björn?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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