- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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