- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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