Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why is this joke funny It isn't

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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