- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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