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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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