- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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