- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What's better than a stick? A stone

time to spruce up!

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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