How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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