Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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