- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Ben Corbishley

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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