- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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