Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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autistic kids rock

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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