- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

my egg roll

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Your mom is so old she died

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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