What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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your mom.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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school homewrok

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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