how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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knock knock

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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A blonde dies Lololol

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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