- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

kieran is a homosexual

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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