- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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