One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Where's my tractor?

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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