- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Small Penis.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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