Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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justin beiber sucks

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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