What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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