- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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