A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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