Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Penis chickens

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

America

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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