Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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