Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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