Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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This is an anti-joke.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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WOw you have no life

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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