- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

quantum physics?

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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