What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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