- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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