What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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