Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Justin beiber..

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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hextech crafting too opieop

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