- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Why didn't he finish his

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What is funnier than 24 69

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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