- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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