There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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