- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

kieran is a homosexual

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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