what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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