- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

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