How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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