- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

wanna here a joke? you.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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