What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Your big dick.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Where would canada be without nature? still here

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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