- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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