- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Neither have I

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Knock knock. Its open.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??