Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

david poredos

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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