- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

knock knock who's there? faith

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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