- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Face Hunter is scum

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

If life gives you lemonade.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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