Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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