- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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