- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

gay pom...

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

what is red and smells like paint red paint

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