- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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