- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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