- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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