- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Women's Soccer.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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