- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

I'm Coming

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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