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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

A man did not like this site

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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