Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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