What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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