Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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