- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

i'm hard

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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