- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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