- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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