How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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