Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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