Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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