- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

matt is fat

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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