did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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The Big Band Theory

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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penis. nuff said.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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