A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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