how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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