- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Yanter, Look it up

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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