- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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