- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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