- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

my penis

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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