whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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