A terrorist robs a walrus.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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