- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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