- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Women.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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