- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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