Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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