Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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