- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

all these jokes are horrible now

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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