What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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