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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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PENIS

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

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