- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

I Have a Black Friend

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

guess what? bannanas

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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