- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Nero, sure you are okay?

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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