How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Knock knock It's open, come in

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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