How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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