- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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