Balls

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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#Getweird

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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you gay?

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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