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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

a man makes a bad joke

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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