Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

i hate non minorities!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What's better than a stick? A stone

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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