How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Your face

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Eric is gay Ha

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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