- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

A woman walks into a bar.

Where's my tractor?

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

vote this down and i will DOX you

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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