- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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