Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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