Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Your mom.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Anti Joke

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