Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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