Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Pickles

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

where is the world?

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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