- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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