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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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