- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

womens rights.

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