- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

God is real.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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