When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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