Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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