- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

knock knock

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

One time i was sitting down

A blonde dies Lololol

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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