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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

I walk into a bar...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

how much fish could a chicken

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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