- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Potassium? K.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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