- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*