Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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