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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

All of these jokes are about white people

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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