- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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