Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Caramel Boing.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Pain Olympics.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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