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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

I love pissing people off :P

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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