What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Happy Monday!

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Women's Rights

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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