- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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