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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

roses are red poo is poo

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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