- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Who is Dank? A: Billal

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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