Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Sex

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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I'm homeless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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