Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Anti Joke

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