A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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call me maybe.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Guest what in the butt

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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