- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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