Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What page are you on The gay page.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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