knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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