- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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