why was kade sad? he shit himself

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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