- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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