- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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