What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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