How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What is green and slow Grass.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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