- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

So FDR walks into a bar.

every knight i see an owl at window

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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