My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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