- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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