- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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You idiot.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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