- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

what's funny about war? nothing!

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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