Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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