A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

what are you mike bibby?

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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