- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Black people stink of shite!

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

matt is fat

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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