What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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