What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

whatdumb and gay stewart price

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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