Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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alert("Hello");

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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the WNBA.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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