- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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