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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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