- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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