- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

SHUT UP JP

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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