What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Chuck Norris.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Anti Joke

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