- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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