- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

A lot eh?

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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