- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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