- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??