- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

A pope meets another one

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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