- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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