red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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