Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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pull my finger (farts)

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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