Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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