- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What is green and slow Grass.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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