- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Pain Olympics.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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