A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

scraggle is in you pillow case

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

roses are red poo is poo

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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