- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's funny? Women's rights.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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