- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Your girlfriend.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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