Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Male leadership.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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