What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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