What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Albino African Americans

What's stupid a light bulb.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

what do you call a black chef glendon

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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