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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Happy Monday!

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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