- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

How old are you? 7

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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