- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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