What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

The Big Band Theory

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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