- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

A man was shot. He died.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

I <3 Hitler

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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