I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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