- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

You are joking right?

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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