Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Anti Joke

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