- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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