The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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