how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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