KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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