yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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You are joking right?

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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How about that airline food?

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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