Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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my penis

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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