- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

A man was shot. He died.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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