- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

bite me

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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