What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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