- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

the sky is green no it is not

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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