- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Women outside of the kitchen.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Nobody cares maddie!

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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