Peas

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What's funny? Women's rights.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

A dog was barking at a tree

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Two baby seals walk into a club.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

I enjoy Popcorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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