- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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