- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

i hate non minorities!

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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