Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What do you call a bear. Rob.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

You know whats annoying? Steve

Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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