What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

America

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Anti Joke

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