- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

You know whats annoying? Steve

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

I <3 Hitler

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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