Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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PENIS

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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hello

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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