- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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