- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

What is my name? I dont know

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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