- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Black people.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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