why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Two baby seals walk into a club.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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