- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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