A dyslexic blind man

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Kameron Brown is gay.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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