- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Fat? Jesse Z

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

I have read the terms and conditions

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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