What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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