A Chinese man fails a math test

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Gay rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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