Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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