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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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