- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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