- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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