What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Obama = ebola

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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