Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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