- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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