- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

roses are red violets should be purple

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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