- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

i like it in the mouth

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Neither did she.

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