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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

im not black, im Joseph Kony

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