- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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