- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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