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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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