What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call two dog? dogs

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Anti Joke

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