- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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