- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??