- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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