If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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