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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Please ignore this statement.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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