- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What fires shots? A gun

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

if you don't like this you're gay

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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