- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Caramel Boing.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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