- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

What happened to the twins? 9/11

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do I hate? people

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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