How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

think twice or at least think

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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