Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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