- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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