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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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