- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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