- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Equal rights!

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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