Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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My mom

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Anti Joke

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