whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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batman farted so hes retarded

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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