- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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