- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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