- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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