Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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