why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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