A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Anti Joke

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