- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What? Huh?

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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