Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Anti Joke

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