- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

What's white and horny? A unicorn

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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