Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Thats what she said

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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