What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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