- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Neither have I

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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