Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

I'm rick james bitch

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

America

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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