- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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