what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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