- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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