- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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