- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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