- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

The Big Band Theory

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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