Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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