A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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