- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Wanna hear a joke? no

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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