- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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