- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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