- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Adam Chebali is awesome

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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