Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Camerons hair is Curly..

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What is green and slow Grass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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