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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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