A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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