- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

what came first the chicken or the chips

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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