Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Poop...

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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