What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

every cloud has a silver lining

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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