- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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