roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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think twice or at least think

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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