- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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