- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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