- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

God is real.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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