#Getweird

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Dwight Howard

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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