why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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I'm tired.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Women's Rights

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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