- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

a black man walks out of popeyes

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