A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

No antijoke here.

women rights

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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