- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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