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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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