- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

penis. nuff said.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

The Big Band Theory

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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