Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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