How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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