how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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