What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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cory is gay

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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