- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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