Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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