- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What's funny? Women's rights.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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