- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Horse.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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