What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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