- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Women's rights.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Screw it you write the joke.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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