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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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