- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Pickles are moist.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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