Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Women's Rights

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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