Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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