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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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