What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Racial Equality

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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