knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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