- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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