A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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