- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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