A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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