- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

LO AND BEHOLD!

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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