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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

I'm rick james bitch

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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