- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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