- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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