Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Who is it?

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Women outside of the kitchen.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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