Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

i like it in the mouth

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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