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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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