- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my gramma died

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

How old are you? 7

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

joke under this line wins _________________________

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Charlie Sheen is winning

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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