- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

No

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

I am a mime

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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