- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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