- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Adam Chebali is awesome

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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