- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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