What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Guest what in the butt

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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