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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

G:nock nock B:come in!

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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