Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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