- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Womans baksetball...

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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