Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

were you expecting a joke

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

What's big and messy? A big mess

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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