- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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