- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

what did one computer say to the other .........

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

A lot eh?

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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