- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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