What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

autistic kids rock

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

God is real.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

You know what's funny? Rape

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

I'm homeless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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