What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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