This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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