- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Your big dick.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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