- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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