What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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