Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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YOU

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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