what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

haha black people :D

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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