- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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