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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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