- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

asians have slitted eyes lol

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

I asked her where you were.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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