mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

what do you call a black guy african american

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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