- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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