- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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