- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

why do mexicans get made fun of

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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