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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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