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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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