why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

God is real.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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