What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Yellow People !!

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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#IHateHashtags

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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