- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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