i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Where's my tractor?

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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