How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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