roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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