Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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