- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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