- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

A guy at a baseball game....

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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