- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

What do you call two dog? dogs

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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