Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

You know what's funny? A well told joke

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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