Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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