- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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