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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

what are you mike bibby?

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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