- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Dead girls can't say no.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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