why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Anti Joke

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