Who is Dank? A: Billal

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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