What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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