- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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