- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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