- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What's 1+1? 69.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Yellow People !!

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

hey guys im gay

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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