- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

A muslim walks out of a plane.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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