- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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