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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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