- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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