- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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