- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

derp

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

a black man walks out of popeyes

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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