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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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