an emo girl walked into a white room

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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