- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

12/23/2012

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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