What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

dyslexics of the world untie!

white or wheat? wheat please.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

My children are mistakes

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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