- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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