why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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You just read this ..

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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