- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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