- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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