Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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your mum

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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