my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Robin, get in the car, please.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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