- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

What's red and can sing? Elmo

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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