Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Women drivers...

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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stinky boner

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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