- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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