- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

SHUT UP JP

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

How many light bulbs? 1

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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