- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??