- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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