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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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