Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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