- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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