I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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