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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Phew... it's gone.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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