- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

swag

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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