- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What do you call two dog? dogs

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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