You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why so serious ?

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Immigration Laws

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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