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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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