why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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