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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

VITAMIN C!

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

All of these jokes are about white people

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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