- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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