- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

What's one plus one? two.

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