I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Anti Joke

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