Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Where's my baby??

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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