What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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...................__ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( BroFist

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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