- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Women's Rights

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

the economy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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