- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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