- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

FUCK YOU

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

are you saying pam, or pan?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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