why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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dat shoe shine tho

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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