- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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