- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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