How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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What is cowboy say

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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hi jonny

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Anti Joke

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