What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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