Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Women's Rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Anti Joke

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