WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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