- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

what is 3+3= 8

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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