- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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