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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Pianos.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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