Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

your mom is so stupid she got raped

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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