- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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