What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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eoin burgin is fat

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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