- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What's your blood type? Red.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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