- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

girls basketball

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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