- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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