- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Death by kayak

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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