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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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