- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

What do we call Osama? Osama

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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