- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

steven hawking walks into a bar

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Sixty... eight

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.