- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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