- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

whatdumb and gay stewart price

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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