- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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