How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Chuck Norris.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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