Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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