why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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