- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Gay rights.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Who's the fastest kid in AA

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

all the kids had fun

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