What did the president do for the people? ...

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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