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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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