- Anti Joke

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What fires shots? A gun

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What rhymes with milk...milf

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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