If you're happy and you know it get a life

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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