- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Christ is a conspiracy

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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