- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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