Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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dat shoe shine tho

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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