- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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