- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Neither have I

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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