Nero, sure you are okay?

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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