- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

your mom was so fat that she died.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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