- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Knock knock. Get out!!

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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