- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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