- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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