- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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