Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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