what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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