What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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