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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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