A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Caramel Boing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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