It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

A American seeking into mexico

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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