Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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