Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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The cream, it is coming

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Anti Joke

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