- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

girls basketball

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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