- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama = ebola

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

4 hours later.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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