what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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