what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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