- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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