Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Ehh

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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