- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

I <3 Hitler

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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