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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

You had better thumbs up this post.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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