- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Sarah Palin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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