- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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