- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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