your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

12 niqqa 12.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

girls basketball

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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