What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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