Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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