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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

What happened to the twins? 9/11

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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