why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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