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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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