- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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