My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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