- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

I have cancer. And you're next.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

So FDR walks into a bar.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

I like school Said no one ever.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

The holocaust

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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