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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

knock knock come in !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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