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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

how do you call someone? use a phone

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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