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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Killing your friend as a joke.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

A baby seal walks into a club.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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