What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

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