- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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