- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

I walk into a bar...

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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