- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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