- Anti Joke

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Jovan

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

haha black people :D

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

On a final note... Unless I want to continue making you love me by being your own Goddamned excuse to give in to your darkness and/or release your hypocritical fear and disgust of your own self... I offered my brother water in the desert, he refused me in favor of you, you crucified him, and when he asked "Father why?" Our late father responded with a lightning bolt... Do you believe that answer was one of kindness? "Daddy" was enraged that Christ would doubt him. I was the only one that stood by his side, if only to prevent him from going thirsty, and die by your hands. He said he would return as he hanged on the cross, then three days later he returned... ...And those of you fools that suffer in the name of our late father, it is not his second coming you are waiting for idiots, you are the ones left behind with me! In 10-15 years the sky shall forever go black, my reign shall go unquestioned, those that hate me my prey, those that love me my hunters... And for my hunters I shall share a gift, the gift that humanity has searched for since the dawn of your kin: True, fullfilling, meaningful purpose. Enlist now, thumb me green if you desire for you and your children to become the hunter, thumb me down if you desire to have you and your children to become the hunted, and for the fun to last... ...The hunters are going to need a f*ckload of the hunted... So please, feel free to make your decision, I am not the one which is against free will... ...You feel darkness crawling up your spine, embrace it, or do as The "Alpha which reached his Omega" (the beginning and the end you fool!) and surrender to it... Knowing that we shall hunt you down, give you hell, breed you as we please, and release your children out into the wild... And that this will go on if only for my time on this wild battlefield known as earth... ...Forever. With love, for both of those that find grace and beauty under my black wings, and those that willingly become the beings, that will make cattle look like your former GODS in comparison, you know its possible... India. "Moral Man" the deceiver, Soon to be the one and only Azure Emperor on earth. Moral: The Black sky which lasts forever, shall be thy sign, you are free to seek my guidance now though, you need not make the choice now (You may of course doom yourself and all you love already today people of "good hearts", but I would really love those red thumbs children of the fallen, half brother of the last hope which you crucified... Merry Jesus is X-Mas. Let us all listen to SOLVE media, and "do a little dance", as my power over your realm, is already strong enough for me to "make a little love" with... Whatever I want, it might even be you...If only just for dominance...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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