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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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