XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Indians

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Once there was a baby ostrich name Bert. He was the cutest ostrich with those big black beady eyes, fuzzy feathers and funny wobbly baby ostrich walk. I knelt down and as Bert came running towards me as if I were his ostrich father about to protect him from something dangerous. As he got within arm’s reach I punched him so hard he turned into a baby kitten. I decided that Bert was an ...insufficient name for a baby kitten so I said to the purring ball of fuzz “I shall call you Turtle” a kitten named Turtle was a very hilarious conundrum. Things went well for an hour or two and then Turtle decided to pee on my tile floors which infuriated me because everyone knows that cat pee doesn’t come out of carpet! I decided to teach Turtle a football drill called kick the cuddly baby kitten so hard he turns into a koala bear. I sat Turtle on a football tee and suddenly our eyes met and he stared at me with the cutest face a kitten has ever made I took three steps back and turned back towards him. I stared into his big baby kitten eyes and then at a running sprint kicked him as hard as I could into the wall. There was a quiet sound like that of a space shuttle taking off into outer space. As I looked to see where my kick had sent Turtle soaring through the air, I found to my surprise, Turtle had turned into a cute cuddly baby raccoon. I walked across the room and scooped up the adorable baby raccoon. A raccoon named turtle was just too absurd so I decided to give the furry ball of warmth a new and more appropriate name. I stared into his cute raccoon eyes and declared aloud, “I shall call you Dorito!” I rocked Dorito calmly back and forth in my arms until he was fast asleep. A thought then entered my head, how funny would it be to put Dorito into a chip bag? I chuckled aloud and then decided my mind was set. I pulled a chip bag out of my backpack and carefully pulled the bag open and realized I’d been scammed! Inside the bag was a single Dorito chip. I then ate my Doritos.

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Anti Joke

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