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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

what looks like a banana? a penis

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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