- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Yo mama so fat.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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