I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Hello

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Racial equality.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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