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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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