- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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