What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

your mom was so fat that she died.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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