- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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