"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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