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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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