- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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