Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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