How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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