- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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