A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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