- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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