Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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