- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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