knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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