- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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