- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

it was all Tagart

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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