Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's long and black The unemployment line

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Albino African Americans

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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