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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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