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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

THe Election

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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