- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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