Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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