- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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