- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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