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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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