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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

A black man walks out of a police station

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Dwight Howard

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Cripples are lame.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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