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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Obama lin Baden.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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