- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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