- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

the WNBA.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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