- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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