Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Once upon a time a was born

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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