What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

I wrote a funny joke.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

One, two, three, four and five

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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