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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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