- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

I work at jcpenny

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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