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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What's the difference between a duck?

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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