- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

an ethopian thanksgiving

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

i have two hands.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

roses are red violets should be purple

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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