- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

the sky is green no it is not

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

bangers and mash?

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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