- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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