- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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