A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Women's Rights

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Anti Joke

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