three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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your so fat. your fat!

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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