if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Anti Joke

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