Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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