- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Antijokes...

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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