Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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