knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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