- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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