- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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