- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here's a joke... the american education society

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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