- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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