What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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The Labour Party.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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