What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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