Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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here's a joke... the american education society

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Equal rights!

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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