Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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God is real.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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