- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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