- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Obama lin Baden.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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