phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What would u like to drink?

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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