- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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