- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you mike bibby?

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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