Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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