- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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