- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

A car walks into a bar.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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