- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Rylan Clark

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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