Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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