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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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