- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

You know what's funny? A well told joke

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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