- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Racial Equality

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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