Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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i like it in the mouth

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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