- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

All of these jokes are about white people

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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