- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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