I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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How old are you? 7

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Anti Joke

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