- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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