1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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