Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

what are you mike bibby?

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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