I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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