What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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