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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

knock knock come in !

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

class is canceled. My professor died.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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