- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

matt is fat

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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