- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

White men's rights

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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