the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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