Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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A guy walks into a bar

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A man goes to the potty.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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