- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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