- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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