You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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