- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

what's funny about war? nothing!

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