- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

salad days!

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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