- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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