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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

knock knock Dave's not here.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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