yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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What are annoying? Ads.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Anti Joke

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