- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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