You know whats annoying? Steve

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

like if your cool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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