- Anti Joke

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

I named my son ps2 controller

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"