- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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