- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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