- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Beka has AIDS

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

womens rights

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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