- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

balls in ya mouf

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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