funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Robin, get in the car.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Rick Perry.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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