- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, this is fun.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

i have aids and a chode

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

No joke.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

apple pie.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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