A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Women rights..

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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