A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

Kate

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Kenny G

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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