- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

William Raines.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

black people. that is all...

Why did the woman die Because she was old

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

potato

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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