Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

An iguana walks out of a bar

your moms so fat she has kankles

Scott

Robin, get in the car.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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