Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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1+1= 69

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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An antijoke

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Kenny G

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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