- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

American healthcare.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

I Love Hitler.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

The Aristocrats

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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