What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

kennah campion... being nice

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

No joke.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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