Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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