funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

American healthcare.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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