Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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No joke.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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i have aids and a chode

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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DERP

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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