- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

live babies

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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