Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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George W. Bush

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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i have aids and a chode

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penis

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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balls in ya mouf

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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I like jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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