Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

The jets are a good team..

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Women's rights

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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