Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Oh...okay, good.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Military intelligence.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Kenny G

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Anti Joke

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