So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

A horse walked into a barn...

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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