Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

thumb_up thumb_down +48

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

thumb_up thumb_down +44

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

So a seal walks into a club...

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

thumb_up thumb_down +36

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Women rights..

thumb_up thumb_down +28

to see a bad joke look above

thumb_up thumb_down +24

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops