- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Women's rights

women's rights

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

I love you.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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