What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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youre gay

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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I got shot, you laughed

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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