What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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the cow goes moo

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Women's rights

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Steering Wheel Face.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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