How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Kate

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Oh...okay, good.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Women rights..

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Kenny G

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Women's rights

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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