Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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1+1= 69

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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