A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Womens rights.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

I have no joke. u mad?

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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