- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

I love you.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

I like jokes.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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