Women's rights

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

The jets are a good team..

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

American healthcare.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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