Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Women's rights

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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