A baby seal walks in to a club

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Rick Perry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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