- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Kate

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

Women's rights

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

JUSTIN BEING SMART

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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