what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

American healthcare.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Womens rights.

The mets are 3-0 this season

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