- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Is Carly smart? No.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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