What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

I like jokes.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

The government makes a good decision

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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