- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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