A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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A black man killed someone

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Jess Burns

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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womens rights

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Women rights..

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Ruller

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An antijoke

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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