- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

GRAAAAAAAR.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

did you ever see a butter fly?

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

knock knock go away

A joke

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

DERP

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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