how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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your momma's an antijoke

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So one time this woman was learning...

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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hi my name is? joe

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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