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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

My spelling is horrible

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A dog was barking at a tree

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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