Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Caolan and Eamon

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Hello.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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