How old are you? 7

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Charlie Sheen is winning

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

joke under this line wins _________________________

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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