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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Ben Corbishley

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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