- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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