Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Face Hunter is scum

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SHUT UP JP

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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