What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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