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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Chuck Norris.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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