Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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one stop shop

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Anti Joke

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