- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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