How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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