- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

say it ten times fast: oh

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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