- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

I'm rick james bitch

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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