- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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