- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

the WNBA.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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