Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Dead girls can't say no.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A hill billy went fishing

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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