What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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