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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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