what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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