- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

My spelling is horrible

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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