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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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