- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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