- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

rent a cops

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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