- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Yanter, Look it up

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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