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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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