- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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