What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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