- Anti Joke

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.