John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

the economy.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

anti jokes are really funny

SHUT UP JP

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Whats the defination of cruelty

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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