Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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