Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

no

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

1+1=2

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

human centipede

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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