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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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