Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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