Blacks

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

kennah campion when she talks

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

that wall over there ->

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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