- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.