How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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