- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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