Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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