- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Go away still nothing to see

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Yellow People !!

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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