Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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