Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

WNBA

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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