What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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VITAMIN C!

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Gay rights.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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