Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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