- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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