What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Go away still nothing to see

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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