What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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