Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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alert("Hello");

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Brain fart

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