- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Adam Chebali is awesome

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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