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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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