Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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why dont they make black forks

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A dog was barking at a tree

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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