I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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