What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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