Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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