Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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