- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Knock knock, COME IN!

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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