- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

An orphan falls off a cliff.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

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