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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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