- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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