I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Anti Joke

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