Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: BABABABABA BABABA RARARA LALALA ETC YOU GOT THE DRILL Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY!Ungrateful kids. Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Sociopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.Heck if you look at episode 34 you can see a tall handsome dude choking the life of a little boy in the background, and then letting him go just before he passes out and chokes him again? FUN FOR HOURS!

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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