- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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