- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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