What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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