Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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A black student graduated High School

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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