Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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