What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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The Labour Party.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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