What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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