- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

white or wheat? wheat please.

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