- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A cat playing laser tag.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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