Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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