- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

You had better thumbs up this post.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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