- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

roses are red violets should be purple

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

i have two hands.

nolan is gay

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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