why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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