What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Bitch

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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