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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

why do asprins work? Because they're white

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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