why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Your're racist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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