- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

woman's rights

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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