- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

I like that, but why am I happy?

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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