As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Hello.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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