if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Cancer

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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