- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What's 1+1? 69.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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