- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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