- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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