What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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