- Anti Joke

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.