- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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