- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Obama = ebola

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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