What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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