Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Equal rights!

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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