- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

My cat just died.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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