There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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