- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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