- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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