- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

matt is fat

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

white or wheat? wheat please.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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