- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Okay.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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