Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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you see theres this guy.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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