Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

an ethopian thanksgiving

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

why do mexicans get made fun of

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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