why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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dallen loves penis

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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dead dibbs

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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