- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

A fat guy!

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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