- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Yellow People !!

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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