How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

whats black and strange a paki

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

what is 3+3= 8

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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