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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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