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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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