- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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