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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Killing your friend as a joke.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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