- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Want to hear a joke? Obama

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

hey hey apple

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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