Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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