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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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