I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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