- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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