- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Steve Jobs is alive.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

joe galasso from plainview ny

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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