- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Your sex life.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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