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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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