Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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