- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Charlie Sheen is winning

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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