- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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