- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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