Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

deez nuts

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

matt is fat

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

if got a joke if fogot it

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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