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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Knock Knock.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What's better than a stick? A stone

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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