- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

women's rights, lol

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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