Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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