What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

the sky is green no it is not

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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