It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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haha black people :D

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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