- Anti Joke

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

I named my son ps2 controller

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!