- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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