- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

womens rights

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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