- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Anti-jokes are funny.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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