- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

THe Election

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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