When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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