Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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A fat guy!

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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