- Anti Joke

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

what's funny about war? nothing!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson