- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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