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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Whats funnier than 24.....25

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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