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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Turkeys are obese

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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