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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

France had one revolution

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

How does a black guy die? Unknown

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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