- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Sam Hengal.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

human centipede

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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