- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

no.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

like this or you will die at some point in your life

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