- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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