Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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fridge

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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you see theres this guy.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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