- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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