- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Chlamydia

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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