- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

why does the man appear fat he is

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Brain fart

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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