- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Knock knock. Its open.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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