- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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