A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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