- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Death by kayak

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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