There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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My Nan, that is all.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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