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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Julian Ha.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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