- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

pull my finger (farts)

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

what is 3+3= 8

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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