- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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