- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Gay rights.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

You're so sweet I have diabetes

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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