- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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