What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What is green and slow Grass.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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