A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Women's professional sports

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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