- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Poker face

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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