Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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