- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

I'm Coming

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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