Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

How did the black person die? Of old age

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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