- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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