- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

How do you scare a black man? You dont

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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