how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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it was all Tagart

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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