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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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