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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

womens rights.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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