- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Neither have I

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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