- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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