- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Happy Monday!

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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