Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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