Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Ben Corbishley

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Daniel is a fag

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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