- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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