- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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