- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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