who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Diarrhea

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Chlamydia

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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