If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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