Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Anti Joke

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