what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Anti Joke

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