sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Take wrong turns

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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