- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

whats green and lives in the water

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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