- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

it was all Tagart

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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