- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Why are white people white? I don't know

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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