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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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