- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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