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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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