What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

oh hey.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Charlie Sheen is winning

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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