I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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say it ten times fast: oh

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Knock Knock Come in

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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