- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

girls basketball

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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