- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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