- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Your mom.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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