- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

i wonder who made this website? a human

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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