- Anti Joke

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

NEVER

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

How many light bulbs? 1