- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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