- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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