- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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