If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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swag

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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