why was kade sad? he shit himself

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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