What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

. . I am a whale

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

So this guy was making a sandwich...

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