What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Boob

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

mitchell palmer sucks

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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