How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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