Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Brain fart

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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