Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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the WNBA.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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