Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Knock, knock. Come in.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

i committed murder

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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