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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Homo say what?

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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