- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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