why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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