Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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