- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? I like trains.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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