Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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