- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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