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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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