Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Daniel is a fag

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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