- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Dwarf Shortage

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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