- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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