- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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