- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm homeless.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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