Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

I asked her where you were.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

12/23/2012

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Wait! hundred billions!

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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