Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Penis chickens

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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