What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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