what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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