- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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