- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Racial Equality

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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