- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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