A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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