- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Who wants $300? Me too.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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