What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Anti Joke

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