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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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