knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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