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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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