Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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