Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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