- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Feminism.

All of these jokes are about white people

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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