- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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