- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's white and horny? A unicorn

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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