- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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