- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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