- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How old are you? 7

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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