- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Drew Knowles is gay

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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