- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man died.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

An Asian with a big dick.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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