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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

A guy at a baseball game....

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

read me write me

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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