- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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