- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

A sober Irish individual.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Penis

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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