- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Sam Hengal.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

knock knock who's there? faith

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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