oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Lady, calm down, you are missing out on the details here. We knew he was selling information as "The Wiz", from there on it was no problem tracking him down, but having us track him down at the core of Point Zero, would have dragged you all down with him, he was into sharing not only precious Intel, but also some sick shit, nobody is going to mourn him, and neither should you. We sent him a tip so he would get to some location where he would still be able to bypass the lockdown (easy to assume a little geek knows how to manage this), but a small anonymous tip would never have been enough to make him run for it, the next part was to make sure the info on his anonymous message, begin to come true. Sorry about the rest, I needed to know what position he had among "the Order", and he was shot down by a sniper, he knew too much, his involvement, and abilities as both a liar and a traitor, could easily have made it so he would have lied the blame on you, so he could have gone free. And believe me, this happens a lot, and is probably what happened to the old underground as well, think about it, you begin selling some dirty info videos, pictures of things nobody should see in the name of some "organization" (I have no idea what you call your thing, and it is best you never tell me). Then what is left? You claim the entire organization you work for, are the ones responsible for your dirty work, you tell your captors, and you go home rewarded with freedom taking the whole organization down with you, when in this case, the one that would have gone free, would have been the only one to blame. I know what the rest of you are doing, I mean I was part of its foundation years ago, and there is nothing illegal about it, yet people such as the feds would as they did, have brought the whole place down again, and as they had nothing to accuse us for back then other than "we do not like this", they never shared this to the mainstream media. Cant have that happening again, no matter the cost, and if you ask me, some small geek pedophile selling bullshit, should not blame you all, but die, that is justice. It was not "nice knowing me", we will meet again, I mean it, even if I have to get your cell number on "gray terms", you might not like it, but I will call you, on friendly terms of course. The setup is finished, got to go, cant sit here typing on my laptop anymore, gotta get back to the office.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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