A terrorist robs a walrus.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

how much fish could a chicken

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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