- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Obama = ebola

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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