Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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