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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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