- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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