- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

what is 3+3= 8

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Who's the fastest kid in AA

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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