- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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