Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Roses are red.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Caramel Boing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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