Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Why? Why not?

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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