Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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