- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

A shark ate your mom

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

well use a tissue!

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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