- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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