Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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