A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

One, two, three, four and five

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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