- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

my egg roll

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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