Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Indians

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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