What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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WNBA

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Small Penis.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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