- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Chuck Norris.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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