there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

sky silverstein

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What do you call a black man? Rob

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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