Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Men's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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