- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??