Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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A man walks into a bar. Because he's had a rough day, he asks the barender for a drink. Then another... Then another... (continued) The man walks out of the bar and goes to his car. He starts to drive back to his house. He wobbly makes turns and closes his eyes every 5 seconds or so. He also talks to his boss on his phone for the majority of the ride. Surprisingly enough, he makes it home safely and doesn't harm anyone else despite the large amount he had to drink. He stumbles into his apartment and goes up to his room. He slumps down onto his bed on his back very heavily, causing the room to shake a bit. He opens his eyes, only to find his glass shandelier falling from directly above his face. His body was found by his girlfriend the next morning. I guess there's no real moral to the story then... Maybe it's: You can drink and drive, but don't put a shandelier directly above your bed... I guess? Wow. What are the odds?

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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