- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

America

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

A dyslexic blind man

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

How you know when dislextic

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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