- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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