- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

woman's rights

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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