- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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