- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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