Knock Knock? Come in.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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