Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

My Nan, that is all.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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