- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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