have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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