Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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