A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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