Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

men's rights activists

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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