- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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