Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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SHUT UP JP

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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1+2 = 6

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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