how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Penis

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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