-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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