Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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YOU

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Chuck Norris.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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