Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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A gay man watches football.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Everybody will die

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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