- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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