What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

are you saying pam, or pan?

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

mitchell palmer sucks

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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