What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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