Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Equal rights!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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