- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What do you call two dog? dogs

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Your Mum is soo fat.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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