What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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