- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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