- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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