Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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