did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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