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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

taking out the trash... at night

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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