- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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