- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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