- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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