Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

thumb_up thumb_down -7

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

thumb_up thumb_down -7

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops