- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Banana Hamock.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

guess what? bannanas

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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