One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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My peni s

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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