- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

I walk into a bar...

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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