- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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