- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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