- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Who wants water? I do.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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