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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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