- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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