- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

whats black and strange a paki

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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