- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What hurts like hell? HELL

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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