- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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