- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What is older than history?

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