- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

A hill billy went fishing

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

race-car = rac-ecar

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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