- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Take wrong turns

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??