What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Asian women drivers...

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

if you don't like this you're gay

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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