What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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