- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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