- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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