- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why was the man sad His got raped

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