- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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