Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Bitch

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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My peni s

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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