on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

I'm homeless.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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