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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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