what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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poopy is poopy

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Anti Joke

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