so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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