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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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