- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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