Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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