- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

you will like this because i am black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What's stupid a light bulb.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Gay rights.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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