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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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