- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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