Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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