- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

A Chinese man fails a math test

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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