Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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