- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

roses are red violets should be purple

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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