- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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