- Anti Joke

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.