There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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