What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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