- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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