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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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