What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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