- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

what do you call a black chef glendon

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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