Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

it was all Tagart

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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