- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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