Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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