- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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