- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What is funnier than 24 69

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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whats gay and american? a gay american

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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