Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Fat people

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Jovan

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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