Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Knock knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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