- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

antonis sister is mighty fine

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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