- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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