Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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swag

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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