- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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