- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Robin, get in the car, please.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??