what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

A guy walks into a bar

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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