What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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