- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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