- Anti Joke

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.