- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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