- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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