- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What's better than a stick? A stone

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

i hate non minorities!

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

I had 99 problems Solved them all

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