- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Your girlfriend.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What's up? Your time.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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