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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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