- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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