Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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