A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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