- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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