A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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