- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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