- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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