- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Wanna hear a joke? no

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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