Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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school homewrok

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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