- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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