- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Face Hunter is scum

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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