- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

knock knock come in !

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

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