- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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