- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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