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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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