- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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