- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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