- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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