- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

the sky is green no it is not

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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