Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...