I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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read this sentence again.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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