- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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