How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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