We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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RUN

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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