Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

I hate Jews The Holocaust

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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