why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

How about that airline food?

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Take part of what?

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Dwight Howard

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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