- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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