- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Pandas Everywhere!!!

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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