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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Lil Wayne

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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