What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Get up Look in the mirror

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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