- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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