Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Asian women drivers...

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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