- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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