- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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