Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

thumb_up thumb_down

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

thumb_up thumb_down

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

thumb_up thumb_down

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

thumb_up thumb_down

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

thumb_up thumb_down

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

thumb_up thumb_down

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

thumb_up thumb_down

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

thumb_up thumb_down

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

thumb_up thumb_down

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

thumb_up thumb_down

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

thumb_up thumb_down

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops