What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

vitamin c

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

SHUT UP JP

the economy.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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