What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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