- Anti Joke

I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Anti Joke

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