- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

A man goes to the potty.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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