Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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