Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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