- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Yellow People !!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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