I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Please ignore this statement.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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