What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Guess what? I like trains.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Burp

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Tony Romo

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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