What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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