Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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