whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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