- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

what is 3+3= 8

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Andoni was here

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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