- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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