- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

My cat just died.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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knock knock who's there ?

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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