- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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