What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Jimmy Saville

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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