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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Whats funny? Your face.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

whats 7+4? 74

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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