- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

knock knock

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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