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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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