- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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