- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Justin with a hat.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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