Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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