- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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