- Anti Joke

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

what is 3+3= 8

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.