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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Granny porn!

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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