- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

hers a joke... japanese people

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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