- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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