A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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