Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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womens rights.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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mexicans fishing

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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