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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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