- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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