Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Gay rights.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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