Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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