Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What does two plus two equal? 4

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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