What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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