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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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