- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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