- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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