- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

whats green and lives in the water

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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