- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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