- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

how do you call someone? use a phone

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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