- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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