- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Allah walked into AK Bar

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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