- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What happened to the twins? 9/11

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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