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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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