- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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