the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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