why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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