Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Women's Rights..

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Christ is a conspiracy

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No it doesnt..

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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