- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Obama = ebola

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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