- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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