Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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I Have a Black Friend

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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