What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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