- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

A mormon walks into a bar.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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