- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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