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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Yellow People !!

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What's 1+1? 69.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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