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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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