What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Anti Joke

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