- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Charlie Sheen is winning

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

my gramma died

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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