- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

what looks like a banana? a penis

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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