whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

women's rights.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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