- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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