A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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