What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

A Duck walks into a bar.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Neither did she.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

How high is the sky? True or False

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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