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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Yellow People !!

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Go away still nothing to see

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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