- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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