A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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