Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Fat? Jesse Z

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

I have read the terms and conditions

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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