- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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