- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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