Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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