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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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A gay man watches football.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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