- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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