- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

Knock knock. Come right on in.

When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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