- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

4 hours later.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

hi

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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