why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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