- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

knock knock... ...no answer

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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