- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

what came first the chicken or the chips

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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