- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What is green and slow Grass.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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