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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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