"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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