- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Your mom.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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