What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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