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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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