Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Yanter, Look it up

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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