Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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