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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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