- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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