- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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