- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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