- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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