- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

i hate non minorities!

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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