Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Anti Joke

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