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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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