- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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