- Anti Joke

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead