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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Fat? Jesse Z

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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