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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Knock Knock Who's There Me

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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