- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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