What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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