- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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