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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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