- Anti Joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.