- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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