- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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