- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Whats the defination of cruelty

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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