- Anti Joke

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.