A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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