- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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