Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

HELLO EVERYONE

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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