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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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