- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Happy Monday!

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

a irish man walks past a bar

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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