Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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cool

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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