What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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