- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Womans baksetball...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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