OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Kevin and Ramin

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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