What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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