- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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