- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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