- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

civil rights

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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