- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Cripples are lame.

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