- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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