In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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What does? 42

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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