Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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