- Anti Joke

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What's stupid a light bulb.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.