A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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