- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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