- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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