Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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