- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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