- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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