- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!