- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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