- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Face Hunter is scum

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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