What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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