- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Dislike if you are a prostitute

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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