- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Knock knock.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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