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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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