- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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