- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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