- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

I like school Said no one ever.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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