Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Get on the boat.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

batman farted so hes retarded

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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