there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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pobody's nerfect

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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