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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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