The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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