Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Gay rights.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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