What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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