- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

irish man drinking john smiths

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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