Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Happy Monday!

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

You are joking right?

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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