- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What do you call two dog? dogs

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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