- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What's blue? The sky.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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