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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Please ignore this statement.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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