- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

All of these jokes are about white people

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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