I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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