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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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