- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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