- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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