- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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