Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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FUCK YOU

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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