- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A chicken walked into the bar...

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

quantum physics?

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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