When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

You tell me. I have amnesia.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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