- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

A guy walks into a bar

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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