- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

what came first the chicken or the chips

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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