- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Sarah Palin.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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