What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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