- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

knock knock whos there open open who the door

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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