- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

You know what's funny? Rape

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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