In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

irish man drinking john smiths

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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