how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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