Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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