Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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