- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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