what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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