A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

whats gay and american? a gay american

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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