What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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