- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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