What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

justin beiber sucks

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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