- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

my penis

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

VITAMIN C!

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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