- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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