- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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