A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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