Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

DEATH.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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