Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

knock knock come in !

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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