Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What do I hate? people

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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