What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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whats 7+4? 74

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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