- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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