- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Who's the fastest kid in AA

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Gay rights.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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