What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Your Mum is soo fat.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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