Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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