whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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