- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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