when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What did the man say to his doctor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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