Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Gus's mom

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My cat just died.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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