Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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