- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.