Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Fat? Jesse Z

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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