Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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