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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him