- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Knock Knock Who's there

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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