- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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