- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

jd and zach loves vigina

dry handjob

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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