Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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