Chicken

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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