- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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