Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

joke under this line wins _________________________

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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