- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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