Whats funny? Your face.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What does? 42

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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