Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

thumb_up thumb_down +14

kkkk

thumb_up thumb_down +14

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

thumb_up thumb_down +14

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

thumb_up thumb_down +14

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

thumb_up thumb_down +14

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops