In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Dumbledore dies.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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