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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Charlie Sheen

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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