Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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