- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Please ignore this statement.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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