- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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