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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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