- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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