- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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