Ross.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

womens rights.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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