- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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