- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Hats better than a stick? A stone

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

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