- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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