- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Please don't shoot me

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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