- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What's the difference between a duck?

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

noah is a scrub jungle

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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