Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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