- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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