- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

N-E Pats never cheated

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

An anti-joke

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Micheal Curran...that is all.

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