- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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