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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

what is big and white? Your Mom

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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