- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Two baby seals walk into a club.

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