How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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