- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Gay rights.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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