This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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