- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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