- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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