- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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