- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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