What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What is my name? I dont know

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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