Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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