How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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