- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q: knok knok A: Im home

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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