Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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David Cameron

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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p lkl

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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