What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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A man walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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