- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What do u call a cripple Biv

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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