- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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