Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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