Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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A French man gets into a fight

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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ure mama's so fat

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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