- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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