What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Pain Olympics.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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