- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Black people stink of shite!

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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