Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Q: knok knok A: Im home

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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