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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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