- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Long joke Your such a downey

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

A man goes to the potty.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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