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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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