what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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