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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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