- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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