Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

WNBA

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

My spelling is horrible

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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