- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

penis in the camel

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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