What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

what is red white and blue? the french flag

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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