- Anti Joke

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Is maynaise an instrument?

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Good job, son.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.