Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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I'm homeless.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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