A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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