- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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