- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What is green and slow Grass.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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