- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

I wrote a funny joke.

i'm hard

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