- Anti Joke

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways