- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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