what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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rarw

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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9/11

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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