- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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