A man walks into a bar. Splash.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

* anti-punchline

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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