why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

A man was shot. He died.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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