- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

You tell me. I have amnesia.

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