- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Whats 1+1? The answer!

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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