- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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