knock knock who's there ?

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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