- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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