Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what is orange? an orange

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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