- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

I think everybody should have a penis.

what came first the chicken or the chips

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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