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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Your mom went to college

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Your mom went to college

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew