Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Anti-jokes are funny.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Dude man, I'm high...

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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