- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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