- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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