you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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autistic kids rock

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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