How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Maths.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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