What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

What happened to the twins? 9/11

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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