- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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