What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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