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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What rhymes with milk...milf

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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