What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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