- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

why dont they make black forks

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

what came first the chicken or the chips

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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