- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What's funny? Women's rights.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

what came first the chicken or the chips

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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