- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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