- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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