what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Women's Rights

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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