- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Barack Obama is a good president.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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