Roses are red.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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George W. Bush

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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