- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

quantum physics?

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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