Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Jesus Christ

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Please ignore this statement.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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