Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Death by kayak

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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