- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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