What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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