What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Male leadership.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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