- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

whats hairy and crys your mom

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

i'm hard

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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