What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Bob Saget that is all

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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