- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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