What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Justin beiber..

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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