What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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