- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Flowers are colors Love me

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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