Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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