- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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