- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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