- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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