- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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