Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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