- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

knock knock come in !

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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