What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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