- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

shut up elliot

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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