why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

here's a joke... the american education society

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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