- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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