Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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