yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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A house comes around the corner.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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