- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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