- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What's blue? The sky.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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