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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Fat? Jesse Z

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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