What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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