- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What are annoying? Ads.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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