Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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you see theres this guy.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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