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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

I have a really funny joke.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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