jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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