what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

it was all Tagart

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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