- Anti Joke

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

YOU

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman