why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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I have a really funny joke.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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rarw

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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