- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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