- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Knock knock.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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