mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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