- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

I enjoy Popcorn

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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