how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Ben Corbishley

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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