A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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woman's rights

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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