How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Where's my baby??

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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