Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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A fat guy!

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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9/11 my birthday

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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