Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Anti Joke

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