- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

The duck didn't cross the road.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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