- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

salad days!

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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