- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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