- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

The cream, it is coming

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Albino African Americans

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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