Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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