Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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