- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

How High is a Chinese man

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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