Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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haha

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Bitch

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Potassium? K.

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Anti Joke

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