Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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