- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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