- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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