- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

So these two girls have a cup .

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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