- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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