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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Black people in Camden NJ.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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