Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

XD Jackass.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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