- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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