how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Lil Wayne

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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