- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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