Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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womens rights

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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womens rights.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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