- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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