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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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