- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Fat? Jesse Z

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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