What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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