- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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