- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Knock knock. Its open.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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