How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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