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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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