- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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