Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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snowglobe

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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