- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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