Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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