- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??