what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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