- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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