- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

steven hawking walks into a bar

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Sixty... eight

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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