- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

All of these jokes are about white people

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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