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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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