Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

autistic kids rock

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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