I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Justin Bieber.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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