i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Anti Joke

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