- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

The cream, it is coming

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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