- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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