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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What do we call Osama? Osama

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

What is my name? I dont know

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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