- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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