Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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