- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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