- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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