- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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