why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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