- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Knock Knock Who's there

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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