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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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