what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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