- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Your Mom

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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