what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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