- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

A Jew walks into Macy's

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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