Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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YOLO

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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12 in general

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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