What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Roses are red.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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