a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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12 in general

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Ben Corbishley

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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SHUT UP JP

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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aodhan hearty

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