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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Trump will make America great again.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere