“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

Knock knock. Its open.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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