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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Take wrong turns

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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