Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

i dont care if you rate me or not

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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