Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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