Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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