Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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And now a word from our sponsors

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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read this sentence again.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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