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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

A sober Irish individual.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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How about that airline food?

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

A man goes to the potty.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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