- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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