- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Indians

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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