An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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