- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Your Mum is soo fat.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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