- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Grace Ackerson

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

hextech crafting too opieop

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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