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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

how do you win a game try your best

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

knock knock come in !

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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