- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

YOU

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

aodhan hearty

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Who wants water? I do.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

anti jokes are really funny

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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