- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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