You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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