What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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