my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Jovan

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Anti Joke

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