- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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