- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

here's a joke... the american education society

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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