Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

joe galasso from plainview ny

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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