What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Daniel is a fag

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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