- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

i wonder who made this website? a human

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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