- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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