- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ever tried african food? they neither

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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