Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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