- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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