Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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kennah campion when she talks

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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