- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

I like school Said no one ever.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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