- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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