What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Roses are red, yup.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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4 hours later.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Anti Joke

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