Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What page are you on The gay page.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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