why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

A terrorist robs a walrus.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What do I hate? people

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock? Come in.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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