My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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knock knock come in

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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kennah campion when she talks

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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