- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

A gay man watches football.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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