Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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