How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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