- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

A blonde dies Lololol

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Anti-jokes are funny.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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