- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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