- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

quantum physics?

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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