a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

hers a joke... japanese people

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Adam Chebali is awesome

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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