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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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