A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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