- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

You are joking right?

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