Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

No your aunties a joke

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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