- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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