Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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