- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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