Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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The Big Band Theory

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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