How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

I'm Coming

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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