- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

who is really lanky? james cornish

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