- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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