- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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