- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Face Hunter is scum

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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