- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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