- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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