Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

what is 3+3= 8

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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