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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

how do you save a black man ... u don't

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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