- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

You had better thumbs up this post.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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