- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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