- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A mormon walks into a bar.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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