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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What's long and black The unemployment line

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

I had friends on the Death Star.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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