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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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