- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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