a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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