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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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