- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

i'm hard

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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