A chicken walks into a barn.

White NBA players.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

read this sentence again.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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