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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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