- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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