Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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