What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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poopy is poopy

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Anti Joke

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