A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Racial Equality

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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