- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Antijokes...

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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