Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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