- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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