- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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