- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

roses are black violets are black i am blind

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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