A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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