- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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