What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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