- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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