What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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