Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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13 =B you just learned something

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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