- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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