what is orange? an orange

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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