why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Knock knock. Its open.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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