A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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