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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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