What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Dwight Howard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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