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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Knock Knock. Doors open

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