why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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