- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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