- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Knock knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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