There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What's up? Your time.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Your girlfriend.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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