Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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i hate non minorities!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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