Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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