- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Women's Rights

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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