- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

If life gives you lemonade.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Face Hunter is scum

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