Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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