- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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