- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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