- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

I? Everett

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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