Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What's the difference between a lamp?

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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