- Anti Joke

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

pull my finger (farts)

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock