why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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