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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?