- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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