whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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kkkk

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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PENIS :)

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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ewrg

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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No antijoke here.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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