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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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