Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Jack Stevens

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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