- Anti Joke

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator