- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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