what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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