- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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