- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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