What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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