- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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