- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Women deserve equal rights.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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