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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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