- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

dyslexics of the world untie!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

kieran is a homosexual

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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