What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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