- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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