Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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