What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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