- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

I wrote a funny joke.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A fat guy!

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

13 =B you just learned something

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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