- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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