- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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