April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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