- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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