A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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