- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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