How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Chlamydia

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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