- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Dead girls can't say no.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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