- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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