What is funnier then 25 9/11

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

No it doesnt..

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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