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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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