- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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