- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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