- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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