- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

what did the black women name her child jamaal

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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