- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Japan

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Justin Bieber.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Everybody will die

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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