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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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