- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

The chickens have become self-aware!

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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