- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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