- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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