What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

roses are red poo is poo

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Your girlfriend.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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