Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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A black student graduated High School

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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