Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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