Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Shltskc gw? G

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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