One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

hey guys im gay

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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