- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Anti-jokes are funny.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??