My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Communism hehe xd

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

I like that, but why am I happy?

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

one stop shop

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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