- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

will you like this joke my sources say no

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

You're welcome. On to the next house.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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