- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Racial equality.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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