Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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SHUT UP JP

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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