- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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