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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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