- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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