- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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