A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Rebecca Black

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Democracy.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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