You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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