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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Your mom is so old she died

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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