- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Yanter, Look it up

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

So FDR walks into a bar.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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