What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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race-car = rac-ecar

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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