- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Hey how is your wife and my kids

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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