- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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