What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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