- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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