Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

A black student graduated High School

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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