- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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