Knock, Knock Come in

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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