- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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