- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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