What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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