What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What did the man say to his doctor?

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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