- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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