What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Kevin and Ramin

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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