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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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