- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Black people.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Roses are red.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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