- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Women's professional sports

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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