- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Your girlfriend.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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