- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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