- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What fires shots? A gun

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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