- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

So FDR walks into a bar.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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