Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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