Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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What's blue? The sky.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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