What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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poo

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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