- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Massie is a fatass

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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