why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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