*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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womens rights.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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