Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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I like poop in my butt

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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