- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Indians

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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