- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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