- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Dumb

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

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