what do you call a black chef glendon

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Potassium? K.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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