Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Jimmy Saville

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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