here's a joke... the american education society

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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