- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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