A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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