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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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