What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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