whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Gustavo Andrade

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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