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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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