Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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