Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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DERP

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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