What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

I'm homeless.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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