What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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