Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Your Mom The End.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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