- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

rent a cops

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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