My children are mistakes

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What's one plus one? two.

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