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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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