whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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how man

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Anti Joke

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