- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A blind man walks into a library.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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