- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

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