- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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