- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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