- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

"Knock knock" Come in!

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

what you get time to go with? - a clock

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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