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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Justin with a hat.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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