How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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