There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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