A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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BIG MAC'S

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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My cat just died.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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knock knock who's there ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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