A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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