what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

thumb_up thumb_down -35

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

thumb_up thumb_down -35

A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Women drivers...

thumb_up thumb_down -35

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

thumb_up thumb_down -37

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops