- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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