what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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A guy at a baseball game....

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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