- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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