What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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