- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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