what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Everybody will die

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

homosexual rights to marriage

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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