- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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