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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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