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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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