Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What is green and slow Grass.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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