What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why are white people white? I don't know

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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