What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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