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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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