What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Women's Rights

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Racial equality.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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