- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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