- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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