- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

#Getweird

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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