- Anti Joke

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack