- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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