- Anti Joke

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.