Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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