- Anti Joke

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.