- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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