- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Guest what in the butt

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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