- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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