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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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