- Anti Joke

A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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