What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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A pope meets another one

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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