- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

No soup for you!

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

a. why? b. because I wanted

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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