Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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