What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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