A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Your Mom The End.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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