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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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