What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Your face

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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