- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

roses are red violets should be purple

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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