What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Men's rights

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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