- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

I enjoy Popcorn

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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