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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

run farther?

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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