What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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