- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What comes after Friday? A ?.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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