Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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