Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

a irish man walks past a bar

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

anus

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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