- Anti Joke

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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knock knock who's there? faith

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.