- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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