whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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