On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

The holocaust

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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