Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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