- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

asians have slitted eyes lol

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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