Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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