What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

One, two, three, four and five

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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