- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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