What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

kieran is a homosexual

LO AND BEHOLD!

asians have slitted eyes lol

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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