Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

what did one computer say to the other .........

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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