- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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