- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

anti jokes are really funny

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

The cream, it is coming

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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