- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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