- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

j.p. is dumb

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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