- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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