four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

here's a joke... the american education society

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

sky silverstein

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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