- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

America

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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