- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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