- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??