Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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