- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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