- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

call me maybe.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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