- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

knock knock come in

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

12 in general

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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