Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Two baby seals walk into a club.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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