What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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No soup for you!

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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star wars kid

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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