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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

my penis

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

I'm tired.

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