- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

How did the black person die? Of old age

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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