Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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