- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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