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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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