All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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hello

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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cory is gay

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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