What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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