- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Happy Monday!

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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