- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

mexicans fishing

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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