What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

What's brown an sticky Shit

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...