- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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