Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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