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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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