A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What's your blood type? Red.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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