- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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