- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

A gay man watches football.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

this website is a bad joke

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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