Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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The Qur'an

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Anti Joke

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