What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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