Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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