Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Democracy.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Bitch

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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