- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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