what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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No soup for you!

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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