How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Communism hehe xd

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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