A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

A man died.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Q: knok knok A: Im home

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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