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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

A blonde dies Lololol

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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