Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What do you call a black man? Rob

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