A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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A house comes around the corner.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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