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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

A house comes around the corner.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

I have read the terms and conditions

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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