What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Face Hunter is scum

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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SHUT UP JP

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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