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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

im @ work, LOL.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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