- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

the sky is green no it is not

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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