- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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