- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Womens rights.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

a blind man walks into a wall

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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