- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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