- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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