- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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