What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Massie is a fatass

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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