it was all Tagart

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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womens rights.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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mexicans fishing

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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