So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Anti Joke

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