What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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