What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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