- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

child labor

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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