- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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