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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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