- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Do you play piano? No

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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