- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Your mom.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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