- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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