Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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