- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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