Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

How old is victor? Half past dead

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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