- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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