- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Face Hunter is scum

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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