what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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