What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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SHUT UP JP

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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