- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

matt is fat

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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