Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock Come in

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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