Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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HEY!

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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