- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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