- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

sweating like antoni with a girl

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Christ is a conspiracy

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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