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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

The Big Band Theory

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Golf.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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