The chickens have become self-aware!

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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