Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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13 =B you just learned something

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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