- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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