What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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