- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Two women were sitting quietly.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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