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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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