- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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