- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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