- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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