- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

wanna here a joke? you.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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