- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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