- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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