How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Peas

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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