- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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