Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

kennah campion when she talks

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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