Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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