Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Robert Mugabe.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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my egg roll

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Mogok Papiti.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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