- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What's 9+10? 19

yolo your orange looks orange

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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