- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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