- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the name of the car? What

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

A guy walks into a bar

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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