What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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