- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Fat? Jesse Z

what goes boo a sock

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Fat? Jesse Z

what goes boo a sock

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game