- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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