- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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