- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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