- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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