what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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An anti-joke

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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