After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Roses are red.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Caramel Boing.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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