- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

knock,knock you suck

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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