Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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