- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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