Knock, knock. Come in.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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dat shoe shine tho

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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