Caramel Boing.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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