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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

bangers and mash?

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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