- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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