- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Knock Knock. Doors open

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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