"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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