What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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penis

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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