Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

i wonder who made this website? a human

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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