- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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