Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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