What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Knock knock It's open, come in

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

The Big Band Theory

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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