ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

your a vagina says you, your a booby

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops