- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

dyslexics of the world untie!

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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