I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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