What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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