- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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