what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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