- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

race-car = rac-ecar

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Black people in Camden NJ.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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