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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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