What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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here's a joke... the american education society

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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