- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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