How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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