What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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