- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Roses are red.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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