- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Ben Corbishley

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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