- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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