What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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One, two, three, four and five

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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