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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

The New York Giants

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What is green and slow Grass.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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