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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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