Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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WNBA

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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your face

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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