- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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