- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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