- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Wanna hear a joke? no

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

My Nan, that is all.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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