- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

I <3 Hitler

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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