- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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