Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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