- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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