- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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