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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Small Penis.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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