- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

An anti-joke

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