Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

i dont fisish anythi

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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