What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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sky silverstein

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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