- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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