- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

roses are red poo is poo

Your girlfriend.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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