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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday