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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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