- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

salad days!

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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