- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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