what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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Anti Joke

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