- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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