- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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