- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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