- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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