- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Gay rights.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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