Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Tall asians

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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