Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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