Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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