What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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AIDS

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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