What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Please ignore this statement.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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9/11 my birthday

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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