My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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