- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

womans rights...

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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