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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

what are you mike bibby?

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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