my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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