- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Roses are red.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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