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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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