- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

haha black people :D

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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