What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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