Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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SHUT UP JP

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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