- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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