What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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knock knock go away

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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star wars kid

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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