- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

my gramma died

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Charlie Sheen is winning

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

joke under this line wins _________________________

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

How old are you? 7

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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