- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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