- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A pope meets another one

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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