how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

I'm rick james bitch

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

America

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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