Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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matt is fat

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Happy Monday!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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