Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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