How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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You just read this ..

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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