- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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