- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

what are you mike bibby?

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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