- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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