- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

THe Election

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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