Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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No soup for you!

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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knock knock go away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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