What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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