When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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