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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

A blonde dies Lololol

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

One time i was sitting down

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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