- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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