Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Anti Joke

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