- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

roses are red poo is poo

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why didn't he finish his

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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